7 definitions by Spanky D

jacketass

when an individual attempts to conceal their obesity by tying a jacket, sweatshirt or sweater around their hips, leaving the rest of the garment hanging down behind them, covering their buttocks.

"That heffer needs a bigger coat to cover her huge jacketass," said Spank Dangler from The Larrys!

by Spanky D November 20, 2010

alley-scoop

When a hockey player scoops the puck up from behind the goal net over the top of the net and another player is able to slap the puck into the net for a goal scoring play.

Trevor Zegras made an alley-scoop to Sonny Milano who hit the puck out of mid-air, into the goal for a score.

by Spanky D December 13, 2021

alley-scoop

When a hockey player scoops the puck up off the ice, from behind the goal net, lifts it over the top of the net and another player is able to slap the puck into the net for a goal scoring play.

Trevor Zegras made an alley-scoop to Sonny Milano who hit the puck out of mid-air, into the goal for a score.

by Spanky D December 13, 2021

metalhead

receiving oral sex from a person who wears braces on their teeth

"That chick rocked my world, she gave the best metalhead I've ever had," said Spank from The Larrys.

by Spanky D November 27, 2010

Elbow Titty

when you "accidentally" rub your elbow across the front of a female's chest to check to see if her breasts are real; i.e., to "cop a feel" without being noticed.

I saw that gorgeous woman and just had to get me some elbow titty, said Spank Dangler from The Larrys.

by Spanky D November 16, 2010

observeillance

the combination of the two words "observe" and "surveillance"

I wonder if that detective had a good perspective from his observeillance point

by Spanky D November 16, 2010

rackasaurus

huge breasts

She was beyond a double D cup size, she was a rackasaurus, said Spank Dangler from The Larrys.

by Spanky D November 16, 2010