5 definitions by Sonnyd2022
The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.
After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer
by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022
The act of rubbing your schlong on your hot chicks bumb and simultaneously cutting her thong causing a quick snap of the undergarment and a quick entry into her honeypot.
Last night, Hazel bought this sizzling thong and top and when we got blown out with some pineapple Cush And I was soon thongschlonging dat ass.
by Sonnyd2022 March 25, 2022
The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer
The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now
by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022
The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.
When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!
by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022
Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023