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1. An extremely large Memeber.
2. Annoyance at its best.
3. Craziness defined.
4. Lucky Bastard.
5. If ur a beto u got the stuff in ur pants!!!
My brother is such a beto!!!

by Hos-A January 24, 2007
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Sexy guy who is so perfect everyone wants to be around. Usually has a beautiful girlfriend. He is very athletic.
Talented. Beto.
by Adgjl October 06, 2013
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The second..BEST motherfucking guy ever!
Mark: Dude Garrik is almost a Beto.
Joe: Yeah but hes no J.J
Mr.Kaiser: No one can a J.J he owns
by BUSTER December 02, 2004
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usually a hispanic male or hispanic dyke who thinks they can get any girl they want. usually a high school drop out and bald.
beto: i love you
girl: i dont even know you
by alexis hanes June 16, 2011
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-Poverty
-Someone who needs money badly
i saw a beto yesterday beside the mall
by anonymous13424 January 19, 2009
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A man who shops for the many STYLISH clothes at Banana Republic.
Also know as a Queer.
Beto jaywalked into the brightly lit Banana Republic store.
by OMJNinjaCornFTW March 30, 2011
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To plug a-hole to its fullest capacity using random inanimate objects.
Damm i could sure go for beto right about now.
by Alpha Kenny Wun January 28, 2004
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