Songg Righta's definitions

nomosexual

noun: a male (usually a bachelor in late-middle age) unlikely ever to engage in unpaid-for sexual intercourse again.

Mr. Huffins the irritable finicky English teacher who cooks complicated meals for himself is a well-known Nomosexual.

by Songg Righta March 15, 2004

jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse

1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

Pez Head

noun (pejorative): person guilty of using a concentration of hair products so extreme that their hair-do is rendered immobile in gale-force winds

I can't believe the number of Pez Heads in attendance at this disco, Salma...perhaps we should leave.

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

jean jungle

noun: pubic hair (generally female)

Mow yer jean jungle for a dolla?

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

jiggly baldies

noun: breasts

I am of the opinion that her jiggly baldies, though of great merit, do not surpass the quality of her soul itself in contemplation

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

Doomies

noun (plural): people displaying an obvious need for sex, either via body language, verbal cues, or manner of dress

Did you blick those junior Doomies at the R. Kelly gig, man?

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004

Crusty Pucker

1. noun: rectum
2. noun (pejorative): dink
3. adjective: of little merit

1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!

by Songg Righta March 14, 2004