515 definitions by Someone who kinda exists

Prison Pony

A zebra.

I went to the zoo and saw a prison pony.

by Someone who kinda exists September 25, 2022

Fruit Stripe

A brand of gum which achieved meme status because of how unpopular it is due to the fact that its flavor fades almost instantly after you put it in your mouth.

My patience for other peoples' bullshit lasts about this long: (Insert Fruit Stripe zebra here)

by Someone who kinda exists December 29, 2022

Wilfred Warrior

A very strange-looking cat who became famous after it showed up at Michael Rapaport's doorstep (or his mother's; it's kind of hard to tell). The foul-mouthed Rapaport began to dramatically freak out about the cat because of its bulging eyes and prominent overbite that makes him look very deformed and scary. Rapaport then posted the video of his reaction to the Internet, including a part 2 when the cat appeared once again.

"MA! THAT FUCKING CAT IS BACK AGAIN!"

And thus, Wilfred Warrior got his name.

by Someone who kinda exists September 17, 2021

Stealer's Wheel

A one-hit-wonder band created by Gerry Rafferty and Joe Egan in 1972. They only lasted about three years before breaking up, although they briefly reunited shortly before Rafferty's death.

Stealer's Wheel is best known for the song "Stuck In The Middle With You" on their self-titled debut album.

by Someone who kinda exists November 20, 2021

Hallowthanksmas

An event occurring from October 1-31 (give or take) every year where people start thinking about Spooky Season. But wait! Thanksgiving is next month! And the month after that is Christmas!

The result is all of the holidays being lumped together, resulting in "Hallow" (Halloween) "Thanks" (Thanksgiving) "Mas" (Christmas).

Nobody:

Walmart in the middle of September: Happy Hallowthanksmas!

by Someone who kinda exists August 30, 2021

I Lagged

A common excuse for when someone has an epic fail moment in a video game. It's frequently ridiculed as being too generic, to the point that people overlook that sometimes it's legit. Some people have crappy internet.

"Why did you do so bad? You're usually pretty good."

"I lagged."

"Ah, I see. I know you don't go easy on anyone, so I knew something was wrong."

"Yes. If I was having an off day I would've just told you that, but it is actually my Internet having an off day..."

by Someone who kinda exists September 26, 2021

Untryhard

A person who tries to be a tryhard but fails miserably.

This dude is such an untryhard. Keeps doing the same technique even though it never works.

by Someone who kinda exists June 8, 2022