142 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

stroke

To have a slow wank.

"Dude, today's been so quick, when I go home I'm gonna stroke."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

99 cent store

A store where everything costs 99¢.

"Dude, I got us some lunch for 99¢!"
"Dude, don't eat that shit."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

Penis Cracker

It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Windows XP

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!

"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

email

Yet another way that crap from the Internet (pr0n, drugs, warez, virii etc) can be brought to you.. E-Mail also includes spam.

"Dude, my e-mail is fucked."
"Dude, my e-mail is brilliant, I got my house remortgaged, a fake diploma, pr0n site passwords, the lot."

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

Fire In the Hole

1) Used when an explosion is imminent.
2) What you get after too much curry.

1) "Dude, FIRE IN THE HOLE!" *Explosion*
2) *Fart* "Dude, I got fire in the hole!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

XXX

1) A rating for a pornographic movie.
2) When followed by an L, a size of clothing.
3) The number 30 in Roman numerals.
4) A way of censoring four letter expletives.

1) "Dude, this porn film is XXX."
2) "Dude, Blair's fat mum wears XXXL."
3) "Dude, know what 30 is in Roman?" "What dude?" "XXX dude."
4) "Dude, fxxx those fxxxing fxxxers at MTV, they've messed up the sxxx TV, cxxxs." "Dude, calm down."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003