Smocko's definitions

Duker Toime

Of or realting to the time of duker, when he is over, or he is there. Often, duker is reluctant for Duker Toime see toime.

Duker toime!

Duker: It's not Duker Toime!!

by Smocko October 6, 2004

Poop Shoot

The opening at the lower end of the body, a meatus or canal, through which solid waste departs from the body.

see hilt, shank, stock, stub, tail, tip

Yeech! you hit me right in my poop shoot!

Fecal matter and whatnot is excretently exploding out of my poop shoot.

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by Smocko October 6, 2004

fantod

An irritated state. When having a fantod, people talk faster and move their hands around more often then normal. Often happens to those who worry about college and/ or are doing too many extracuricular activities.

"Don't have a fantod...."

by Smocko November 6, 2004

lacon

A verb, the act of speaking laconically.

"Great job buddy" laconed the camp counselor.

by Smocko September 19, 2004

lum

A small, sad lump.
(Just remove the 'p')

"What a pathetic little lump that is."
"No, that's a lum."

by Smocko October 28, 2004

hi-larious

Actually it's not that funny.

A member of the ridonkulus family.

"Oh yeah? Well your mother's a whore!"
"Hi-larious"

by Smocko November 2, 2004