Smocko's definitions

Closetwish

A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.

"I'm so cold ... I wish I was in a nice, warm closet."

by Smocko November 1, 2004

lacon

A verb, the act of speaking laconically.

"Great job buddy" laconed the camp counselor.

by Smocko September 19, 2004

fantod

An irritated state. When having a fantod, people talk faster and move their hands around more often then normal. Often happens to those who worry about college and/ or are doing too many extracuricular activities.

"Don't have a fantod...."

by Smocko November 6, 2004

Duker Toime

Of or realting to the time of duker, when he is over, or he is there. Often, duker is reluctant for Duker Toime see toime.

Duker toime!

Duker: It's not Duker Toime!!

by Smocko October 6, 2004

hi-larious

Actually it's not that funny.

A member of the ridonkulus family.

"Oh yeah? Well your mother's a whore!"
"Hi-larious"

by Smocko November 2, 2004

lum

A small, sad lump.
(Just remove the 'p')

"What a pathetic little lump that is."
"No, that's a lum."

by Smocko October 28, 2004