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calm down

No, really, that kid's not calm.
Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.
by Smocko March 15, 2005
mugGet the calm downmug.

fantod

An irritated state. When having a fantod, people talk faster and move their hands around more often then normal. Often happens to those who worry about college and/ or are doing too many extracuricular activities.
"Don't have a fantod...."
by Smocko November 6, 2004
mugGet the fantodmug.

Shithorse

Mutton: Hoyt, it's leavin' time. We're twenty minutes late!
Trenchie: Shithorse!
by Smocko November 5, 2004
mugGet the Shithorsemug.

lacon

A verb, the act of speaking laconically.
"Great job buddy" laconed the camp counselor.
by Smocko September 19, 2004
mugGet the laconmug.

look at the birds

1. Doesn't mean anything. Used to fill a gap in the conversation.
2. Expression of resignation, like a verbal shrug.
3. Observe them girl types.
1. (Pause)
Fredrick: Look at the birds
(Pause)
2. Chadworth: We're done for.
Marshall: Look at the birds.
3. Stines: Look at the birds.
Jobsman: Noice!
by Smocko October 10, 2004
mugGet the look at the birdsmug.

lum

A small, sad lump.
(Just remove the 'p')
"What a pathetic little lump that is."
"No, that's a lum."
by Smocko October 28, 2004
mugGet the lummug.

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