13 definitions by Smocko

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Actually it's not that funny.

A member of the ridonkulus family.
"Oh yeah? Well your mother's a whore!"
"Hi-larious"
by Smocko November 02, 2004
Exclamation of dismay.
Mutton: Hoyt, it's leavin' time. We're twenty minutes late!
Trenchie: Shithorse!
by Smocko November 05, 2004
hem
A shortened version of "ahem".
Nice, Jimmy Rollins is, hem, up... the Phillies are, hem, sure to tie the game.
by Smocko September 18, 2004
A person who wishes to be in a small space all the time, like a closet. This person is not gay, just crap. Closely associated with womb regret.
"I'm so cold ... I wish I was in a nice, warm closet."
by Smocko November 01, 2004
Noun. The opposite of claustrophobia, one who likes to be in small spaces and stays in his room all the time. This person likes warm, comforting, familar spaces and wishes that he had stayed in the womb.

Closetwish is a very similar adjective.
Womb regret. How crap is that!
by Smocko November 01, 2004
1. Doesn't mean anything. Used to fill a gap in the conversation.
2. Expression of resignation, like a verbal shrug.
3. Observe them girl types.
1. (Pause)
Fredrick: Look at the birds
(Pause)
2. Chadworth: We're done for.
Marshall: Look at the birds.
3. Stines: Look at the birds.
Jobsman: Noice!
by Smocko October 10, 2004
A verb, the act of speaking laconically.
"Great job buddy" laconed the camp counselor.
by Smocko September 19, 2004
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