8 definitions by SlipperySandison
A Scottish version of the police force in the northern half of the United Kingdom. They are much more lenient that other police forces as they usually do the devil's lettuce themselves. They also cruise around thinking theh are hard when they would get sparked anyday in the area known as 'Torry'
Martin: "Shan heres some weed bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"
by SlipperySandison March 7, 2018
A type of weed that is forbidden in many countries and cultures. it is frowned upon to smoke such an evil substance.
by SlipperySandison March 7, 2018
An abbreviation of the eastern European term "Do you have cigarette?" In which two eastern European males approach a much skinnier individual for some nicotine indulgence by asking him this phrase. in most cases the two broader males will say "Is it mint" resulting in the petit man being clapped if he does not have the goods
J: "Hey, do you have cigarette? (DYHC)"
M: "Yes."
J: "Is it mint?"
M: "No"
J: "But i like mint, are you saying that i am gay?!"
M: "gets clapped"
M: "Yes."
J: "Is it mint?"
M: "No"
J: "But i like mint, are you saying that i am gay?!"
M: "gets clapped"
by SlipperySandison March 12, 2018
An abbreviation of the words; 'killed, battered, smashed..' difference being once you have been clapped you foam from the mouth and seize out of the floor, sometimes bleeding from the ears/eyes. Resulting in death 100% of the time
S-Dog: "Shan that boy got Clapped eh."
T-Dog: "Shan boys pure deed eh, no recovering from a clap."
S-Dog: "Aye gadj, he was pure seizing on the floor."
T-Dog: "lol"
T-Dog: "Shan boys pure deed eh, no recovering from a clap."
S-Dog: "Aye gadj, he was pure seizing on the floor."
T-Dog: "lol"
by SlipperySandison October 3, 2017
An extremely powerful individual with a lot of influence on the website "YouTube" he is well known to ask for boxing matches and cancel the day after. However this person is also very smart as they will attempt to use these fake fights in order for the fight hype to overcome their heinous crimes of the world.
J: "Is that Lucas?"
E: "Don't talk to him he is a Dartix"
J: "Cheers bro. saved my life x"
E: "I got you bro x "
E: "Don't talk to him he is a Dartix"
J: "Cheers bro. saved my life x"
E: "I got you bro x "
by SlipperySandison March 7, 2018
by SlipperySandison October 3, 2017
The act of throwing multiple bricks through someones window. usually in a state of anger or just genuine distaste for the victim of this incident. it will result in someone being clapped so if you hear about one such event like this you should bounce
M: "That boy is gettin his windows bricked eh"
J: "shan douglas give him a good Bricking"
M: " i will x"
S: "I better make sure not to get involved lest i get clapped
J: "shan douglas give him a good Bricking"
M: " i will x"
S: "I better make sure not to get involved lest i get clapped
by SlipperySandison March 9, 2018