39 definitions by Skirtlifter
Where something has happened - badly - that wasn't expected, in the least! Where something turned out the wrong way.
So there we were, watching the Commons debate on Trident when someone came in with some ching and the whole thing fucktated into a pile of nonsense!
OR
I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.
OR
I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.
by Skirtlifter April 17, 2007
Gorf,v. to smell the recently vacted seat where a woman has sat. Vaginal and anal odours, mixed with sweat and cheap/expensive perfume will be present.
See also gorfing and bogfly.
See also gorfing and bogfly.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
by Skirtlifter January 31, 2005
stunted, cross-eyed person, with ears way below the eye-line. Often has webbing between fingers. HAs difficulty co-ordinating and speaking properly. Result of coming from shallow gene pool or inbreeding (see {gypsy)
by Skirtlifter January 12, 2005
Male masturbatory practice.
A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
The opposite of 'Gangsta Lean', when driving a car.
The car has to be a large saloon, with plenty of leg room and seat manoeuvreability for this to look right. The Driver pushes his seat back as far as lets his left arm (in UK) hang straight out on the steering wheel. He then slouches down into his seat whilst leaning sideways against his door, resting his right elbow on the window rim, ciggy (or beer, if you ARE Scratchy!) hanging in limp right hand. A sour/cool expression is then cultivated as you motor around looking for Pool-halls in the night.
The car has to be a large saloon, with plenty of leg room and seat manoeuvreability for this to look right. The Driver pushes his seat back as far as lets his left arm (in UK) hang straight out on the steering wheel. He then slouches down into his seat whilst leaning sideways against his door, resting his right elbow on the window rim, ciggy (or beer, if you ARE Scratchy!) hanging in limp right hand. A sour/cool expression is then cultivated as you motor around looking for Pool-halls in the night.
by Skirtlifter January 26, 2006
Act of male fucking female in both vag and rectum, with aid of strap- on. Can be difficult to perform, as strap-on can pop out of the vag if not secured properly.
I D-Dd her bigstyle last night!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005