Skippy's definitions

sadism

the obtaining of pleasure, sometimes sexual, from being cruel to or hurting another person

by skippy June 13, 2003

silenced orgasm

when one has an orgasm but no sperm or semen flys out of the reproductive system.

"last night i had a silenced orgasm while i was on top of ryan" chris told his dad.

by Skippy June 6, 2004

mah

this word (as my comrad 'dan' has stated) is generally used to exhibit mass amounts of chaos in local school busses, but it is also used to annoy sisters (also pronounced disder) or brothers (broder) and the optional parent. this word can also be followed up by the term haah (mah-haah all together). also as 'dan' has said (or rather typed) it is used by people on medications or mentally disturbed (i myself am both). mah haah can be used in every/any scentance at every/any time. mah haah has also been proven to be the most annoying sound ever created by man. mah haah can be a noun or a verb or an adjective ect. and can b a term of genious or retardation.

school bus:
bus driver:hello kids
4 kids: MAHHH HAHHHH
bus driver:enough of that now children remember what happened last time
4 kids: MAH HAHHH MAHHHH HAH

noun:yo, mah!
verb:i'll mah u up u piece o mah haah
adjective:dude thats mahing awsome!
ect. ect.

in the home:
mom:do ur homework
me: MAHH HAAAHHHH
dad:do ur chores
me: MAHHH HAHHHA MAHHHHHH!!!!
disder:get out of my room
me:MAHH HAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!(while destroying room and being as evil as possible)
broder:(walking around the house)
me: (jumps on back) MAHHH HAHHHH!!!

mental hospital:
shrink:have u been taking ur medicine?
me:MAHHH HAHHHHHHHHH HAHHHHHHHH HAHHHHHHHHH MAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!(insanly running around in straight jacket bouncing up and down and rolling aroung on the ground)

by skippy January 8, 2004

lap licker

lap licker lesbians who engage in oral sex!

or in other words..... bush eater, carpet muncher, lickalotopus, fuzz bumpers, cod lickers

by skippy March 11, 2004

chicken surprise

when one shits on a chicken and makes his or her partner lick it off and feed it back through the butthole. This then causes a sexual stimulation with the parter who then will feast on the asshole of the chicken.

"the chicken surprise tasted so good last night I thought I was in heaven," quoted chris who was just leaving ryan's house.

by Skippy June 6, 2004

Whassup

Whassup is a shortuned form of "What is up?" Normally used by lazy people or people in a hury, alost used as a Greating

"whassup my homie?"
or" Whass up we goona be late for the movie?"

by Skippy November 30, 2003

tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.

Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock

by Skippy December 13, 2006