Skippy's definitions

respect

It is what you have left after a hard night of drinking results in you getting violently ill.

Rusty drank a whole case of beer earned respect when he puked on my house.

by Skippy January 1, 2005

PGHNN

Parental Guidance Highly Not Needed

This movie is PGHNN.
Omg this email is PGHNN.

by Skippy January 9, 2005

Sidearm

n. A paradox of Einsteinian proportion, that which is at the same time bad-ass and refined. That which saves brown babies and prepares homemade pasta dough. That which is truly hoss and yet truly gentile. A man of amazing proportion and ridiculous excess. A man of this age and all others.

The sidearm feverishly prepared his fifth culinary masterpiece while simultaneously smoking a pipe and saving a brown village.

by Skippy April 23, 2004

skippy

Common name for a preppy or fraternity guy.

Biff: Skip old boy, are you attending the Dartmouth v. Yale game saturday.
Skippy: I'm there bud.

by skippy May 8, 2004

chicken surprise

when one shits on a chicken and makes his or her partner lick it off and feed it back through the butthole. This then causes a sexual stimulation with the parter who then will feast on the asshole of the chicken.

"the chicken surprise tasted so good last night I thought I was in heaven," quoted chris who was just leaving ryan's house.

by Skippy June 6, 2004

snip snap

when a woman or man is sucking on a male's penis and pulls to hard it comes out of it's socket in a "snip snap" motion

last night i had a snip snap accident.

by Skippy June 6, 2004

silenced orgasm

when one has an orgasm but no sperm or semen flys out of the reproductive system.

"last night i had a silenced orgasm while i was on top of ryan" chris told his dad.

by Skippy June 6, 2004