Skippy's definitions

lap licker

lap licker lesbians who engage in oral sex!

or in other words..... bush eater, carpet muncher, lickalotopus, fuzz bumpers, cod lickers

by skippy March 11, 2004

ocelot

a little beast who sucks and needs to bow down to megan like a tree to the wind.

why are you such a little ocelot, emu?

by skippy August 19, 2003

Whassup

Whassup is a shortuned form of "What is up?" Normally used by lazy people or people in a hury, alost used as a Greating

"whassup my homie?"
or" Whass up we goona be late for the movie?"

by Skippy November 30, 2003

tube sock

A tube sock refers to the result of pink socking your partner, stapling the pink sock to a table, and then pulling on his/her head, stretching the inverted rectum an unhealthy distance.

Mr. Spock's cock shocked her Virginia stock before doing the tube sock

by Skippy December 13, 2006

sadomasochism

The obtaining of sexual pleasure from sadism (= hurting other people) and from masochism (= being hurt)

by skippy June 13, 2003

Beer

Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.

Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!

by Skippy December 12, 2003

peter pan

to peter pan, or peterpanning someone, is when a girl lies on a bed spreading her legs, while the guy runs at her and the jumps up and lands with his penis in her vagina. This has never been performed by any human being alive except for Peter Pan, because he can fly. Caution to all who may try this.

I peter panned your mom last night. It was like flying.

by Skippy April 5, 2005