skippy's definitions

tinkerbell

Tinkerbell is when a guy hangs from a light fixture and jerks-off all over a girl, much like how tinkerbell spread her pixie dust all over wendy and the boys who went to never never land. This is usually preceded by a peter pan and sometimes followed by a Captain Hook.

I tinkerbelled on your mom more than a Disney movie.

by Skippy April 5, 2005

peter pan

to peter pan, or peterpanning someone, is when a girl lies on a bed spreading her legs, while the guy runs at her and the jumps up and lands with his penis in her vagina. This has never been performed by any human being alive except for Peter Pan, because he can fly. Caution to all who may try this.

I peter panned your mom last night. It was like flying.

by Skippy April 5, 2005

Skippy

Only the cutest horse ever known to man, er... horse-kind.

Whoa. You're like, nearly half as gorgeous as Skippy. Wait.. maybe not.

by Skippy December 16, 2004

Beer

Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.

Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!

by Skippy December 12, 2003

skippy

Common name for a preppy or fraternity guy.

Biff: Skip old boy, are you attending the Dartmouth v. Yale game saturday.
Skippy: I'm there bud.

by skippy May 8, 2004

chicken surprise

when one shits on a chicken and makes his or her partner lick it off and feed it back through the butthole. This then causes a sexual stimulation with the parter who then will feast on the asshole of the chicken.

"the chicken surprise tasted so good last night I thought I was in heaven," quoted chris who was just leaving ryan's house.

by Skippy June 6, 2004

Duking

Butt mudding in a zip-lock bag, then stashing it in someones cookiejar.

Tonight we'll be duking it up at Janes party.

by Skippy December 12, 2003