SkidMarkyMark's definitions
n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.
by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.
by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package."
by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.
by SkidMarkyMark January 6, 2007

n. An item rumored to exist at certain parties, consisting of a bowl filled with random pills. Partygoers dip into the bowl and experience random effects.
Back in the '80s--the "Just Say No" era--in elementary school health class, they warned us of the dangers of fruit salad. Of course, such a thing has never existed, but the important thing was to scare us away from drugs.
by SkidMarkyMark August 2, 2006

n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.
I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.
by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007

To drive up to someone's house or apartment and proceed to honk the horn until they come out, rather than going to all the trouble of exiting the vehicle and going to the door.
Cletus across the street had a friend that would ring the Kentucky doorbell each morning at 5:00 am. I say "had" because me and my tire iron had a little chat with him.
by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006
