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roganing

v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.
I saw a guy at the county fair roganing the schlongs on the horses.
by SkidMarkyMark May 8, 2006
mugGet the roganingmug.

sda

abbrev. "Seventh Day Adventists." A bunch of jew-wannabes. They don't say "Saturday," but call it the "Sabbath," and don't do any work between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday. They don't eat pork either or have sex until they're married, and they run around crying about the end times and how everyone treats them 'cause they're different (duh).
I have to work this Saturday because my SDA coworker can't come into the office and write code, but he can go mountain climbing because that isn't "work." What a fuck.
by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006
mugGet the sdamug.

Yale Rule

The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of meeting someone who attended Yale, you will be informed of that fact. This is rather humorous, particularly given that Yale isn't that great a school.
"Greetings, my name is Throckmorton Q. Covington; pleased to meet you. I say, it's a fine day. It reminds me of when I was a young lad attending Yale...."

Ha! The Yale Rule's been proven once again!
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
mugGet the Yale Rulemug.

spank tank

n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.

2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."
1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.
by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006
mugGet the spank tankmug.

fagatar the last shitbender

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.
Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.
by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007
mugGet the fagatar the last shitbendermug.

juggalo trap

n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.
Oh, Sam's Club has a sale on Faygo. I can go set some more juggalo traps.
by SkidMarkyMark January 6, 2007
mugGet the juggalo trapmug.

colder than a snowman's junk

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.
Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!
by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009
mugGet the colder than a snowman's junkmug.

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