SkidMarkyMark's definitions

tardation

n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.

What in tardation is going on in here??!?!

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

OMG! Ponies!

A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.

Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!

by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007

jackpack

n. The bag in which Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a man purse.

The terrorists thought they had Bauer at last, but he pulled a bazooka out of his jackpack.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

scuddy

adj. The appearance and actions of a poor, inbred, usually white-trash person. Scuddy people live in trailers or backwoods shacks with no electricity or running water. Adults subsist on a diet of cigarettes, lite beer, and welfare cheese. Children subsist on a single meal per day: school lunch, with a particular affinity for tater tots. Because they tend not to have running water, scuddy people tend to smell horrible. This is a particularly popular term in Southern Ohio.

Once, in Junior High, I saw this scuddy kid dump Farley Wireman's tater-tots on the floor. He responded by beating him. Alas, Farley was so scuddy the blood remained on his sleeve for the remainder of the year. That was his only shirt.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

roganing

v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.

I saw a guy at the county fair roganing the schlongs on the horses.

by SkidMarkyMark May 8, 2006

boortz

n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.

Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

reaches rock

v. to achieve an erection

"I am hard as a rock," said Congressman Foley to the 16-year-old boy, "so tell me when yours reaches rock."

by SkidMarkyMark October 3, 2006