SkidMarkyMark's definitions

scuddy

adj. The appearance and actions of a poor, inbred, usually white-trash person. Scuddy people live in trailers or backwoods shacks with no electricity or running water. Adults subsist on a diet of cigarettes, lite beer, and welfare cheese. Children subsist on a single meal per day: school lunch, with a particular affinity for tater tots. Because they tend not to have running water, scuddy people tend to smell horrible. This is a particularly popular term in Southern Ohio.

Once, in Junior High, I saw this scuddy kid dump Farley Wireman's tater-tots on the floor. He responded by beating him. Alas, Farley was so scuddy the blood remained on his sleeve for the remainder of the year. That was his only shirt.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

jackpack

n. The bag in which Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a man purse.

The terrorists thought they had Bauer at last, but he pulled a bazooka out of his jackpack.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

OMG! Ponies!

A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.

Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!

by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007

spank tank

n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.

2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."

1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.

by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006

fagatar the last shitbender

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.

Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.

by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007

juggalo trap

n. Baiting a bear trap with Faygo soda and greasepaint in order to catch and kill juggalos. This is legal because juggalos aren't actual human beings, so it's OK to kill or injure them.

Oh, Sam's Club has a sale on Faygo. I can go set some more juggalo traps.

by SkidMarkyMark January 6, 2007

guinea pig

n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.

I banged that guinea pig Gina last night, but I had to bag her first.

by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006