n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.
by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010
Get the wiggle pigsmug. n. Syn. for "mother." Orig.: Used by childfree people to indicate disdain for motherhood, the concept being that anyone dumb enough to breed is little better than a mindless cow with sagyy udders.
I was enjoying a stroll in the park when some dopey moo whipped her flabby jugs out to tit-feed her sprog.
by SkidMarkyMark May 4, 2006
Get the moomug. n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.
by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007
Get the jerky treatsmug. by SkidMarkyMark July 27, 2006
Get the Gazongazillamug. v. Looking at the male genitals of an animal with barely suppressed homoerotic lust. Named for the way the host of "Fear Factor" looks longingly at horse dongs and pig testicles as he make the contestants chow down on them.
by SkidMarkyMark May 8, 2006
Get the roganingmug. A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.
Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!
by SkidMarkyMark July 13, 2006
Get the yummy mummymug. n. The condition, brought on by eating contaminated food, that results in hot liquid feces spraying uncontrollably from one's ass; diarrhea brought about by e. coli or salmonella. Used by Cotton Hill in a "King of the Hill" episode.
by SkidMarkyMark August 2, 2006
Get the hot poopsmug.