n. A synonym for "hillbilly."
Lisa Simpson: "I believe the preferred term is 'conjoined twins'."
Dr. Hibbert: "And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil', but it ain't gonna happen."
n. The condition, brought on by eating contaminated food, that results in hot liquid feces spraying uncontrollably from one's ass; diarrhea brought about by e. coli or salmonella. Used by Cotton Hill in a "King of the Hill" episode.
Watch out! They got that water down in Mexico that'll give you the hot poops if you drink it.
n. An item rumored to exist at certain parties, consisting of a bowl filled with random pills. Partygoers dip into the bowl and experience random effects.
Back in the '80s--the "Just Say No" era--in elementary school health class, they warned us of the dangers of fruit salad. Of course, such a thing has never existed, but the important thing was to scare us away from drugs.
n. The breast equivalent of googly eyes. Think of the eyes on a muppet: protruding spherical orbs that bounce and sway. Googly boobs are rather large (D-cup or larger), have just enough sag to allow them to sway back and forth pendulously, but aren't mushy enough to be described as
jiggly.
When Brandee took the stage and doffed her top I was completely transfixed by her googly boobs.
n. A female with enormous (bigger than DDD) tits.
Whoah! Check out Gazongazilla over there with the 44-FFs!
n. The bag in which
Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a
man purse.
The terrorists thought they had Bauer at last, but he pulled a bazooka out of his jackpack.
A phrase you utter when you see a woman whom you suspect of having
beef curtains. (A play on a popular food chain's slogan.)
Newscaster: "A 60 year old prostitute was arrested today..."
You: "I'm Thinkin' Arby's."
Your friend: "Gross!"
