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v. To carry on an extramarital affair.
by SkidMarkyMark June 25, 2009
Get the hiking the Appalachian Trail mug.An acronym that stands for "Push To Talk." It refers to a particular mode of cell phone usage wherein one holds the device in front of one's face, yelling at it and listening to its tinny speaker which continuously squawks an annoying chirping noise. A way for white trash and other lower orders to amuse themselves by pretending they're talking on radios just like policemen.
If you're using PTT on your cell phone, you're a waste of skin and should just kill yourself right now.
by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006
Get the PTT mug.adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.
by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009
Get the colder than a snowman's junk mug.n. Better known as a "flash drive," "jump drive," or "thumb drive," a geek whistle is small nonvolatile data storage medium (usually 128 MB - 2 GB) that is often found dangling from the necks of geeks on a lanyard. It's the geek equivalent of a coach's whistle.
by SkidMarkyMark August 21, 2006
Get the geek whistle mug.n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.
Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
Get the boortz mug."I am hard as a rock," said Congressman Foley to the 16-year-old boy, "so tell me when yours reaches rock."
by SkidMarkyMark October 3, 2006
Get the reaches rock mug.n. The set of all things which are retarded. Used as part of an epithet when one observes something retarded going on.
What in tardation is going on in here??!?!
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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