48 definitions by SkidMarkyMark
n. A generic term that describes any bland, vapid female, like a flight attendant or sorority girl. Her significant other is named "Johnny Package."
by SkidMarkyMark May 2, 2006
n. A reciprocating-type lawn sprinkler. So called because the noise it makes is similar to the ethnic composition of a line of folks waiting for their welfare payment: "spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic - spic ...chink! Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...." (Just say it to yourself and you'll get it.)
by SkidMarkyMark August 29, 2006
n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.
by SkidMarkyMark February 2, 2007
The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of meeting someone who attended Yale, you will be informed of that fact. This is rather humorous, particularly given that Yale isn't that great a school.
"Greetings, my name is Throckmorton Q. Covington; pleased to meet you. I say, it's a fine day. It reminds me of when I was a young lad attending Yale...."
Ha! The Yale Rule's been proven once again!
Ha! The Yale Rule's been proven once again!
by SkidMarkyMark June 6, 2006
by SkidMarkyMark July 27, 2006
n. Offensive term for a particularly unattractive woman of Italian ancestry. Orig.: guinea is an offensive term for Italians, and pig describes an ugly female.
by SkidMarkyMark April 24, 2006
A phrase you utter when you see a woman whom you suspect of having beef curtains. (A play on a popular food chain's slogan.)
Newscaster: "A 60 year old prostitute was arrested today..."
You: "I'm Thinkin' Arby's."
Your friend: "Gross!"
You: "I'm Thinkin' Arby's."
Your friend: "Gross!"
by SkidMarkyMark June 21, 2007