2 definitions by Shirlzknight

John Bob

John Bob is a rather childish word to describe ones penis cock knob dick wully bellend wang bob

For example a mother would say to her young son who is sitting watching family time TV and playing with his extra bits (innocently) 'Berty ! leave your John Bob alone!'

by Shirlzknight January 21, 2015

phatoomfuss

Phatoomfuss, a word used to describe something when when the correct word won't come to mind.

Mike: You're nothing but a complete... a ... a...phatoomfuss!
Craig: Yea well at least I'm not an hongoot

by Shirlzknight April 1, 2022