Definitions by Shane Ivory

Shane Ivory 

She is the most important thing that has ever happened to me

i love you shane ivory no matter what

Shane Ivory by Shane Ivory November 23, 2021

dopplenigger 

A black person that closely resembles someone who is not African American. Almost a twin, but with darker skin.

Holy crap! That black dude looks JUST like a black version of YOUR cracker ass! It's your dopplenigger!

dopplenigger by shane ivory February 4, 2010

Flabio 

An out of shape man with long hair. Sometimes Flabios will actually go shirtless and showcase their sub par physique. They aim to be like Fabio, who is also pretty lame, but they are far worse.

Hey, get a load of the Flabio on the beach!

Flabio by shane ivory February 4, 2010

Mammalanche 

Freakishly HUGE breasts that are beyond what is normally considered large, generally sagging down to the lower abdomen.

"Man, did you see the tits on that bitch? I had to run to avoid being buried by a MAMMALANCHE!"

Mammalanche by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

Sexy Mexi 

Marijuana that is decent quality, but far from high end "kind bud" nuggets.

"Yo Captain, You got some of the Sticky Icky to blaze? ... No, But I've got some Sexy Mexi that will get us by...."

Sexy Mexi by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

snout blaster 

The act of snorting a drug. This can apply to cocaine or even pills that are smashed into a powder.

Hey bro, lets smash up that last Ritalin and do a couple of snout blasters.

snout blaster by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

tatter 

The act of a Man Aggressively having sex in a speedy fashion.

Man, I really tattered her ass the other night!

tatter by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010