Shane Ivory's definitions

dopplenigger

A black person that closely resembles someone who is not African American. Almost a twin, but with darker skin.

Holy crap! That black dude looks JUST like a black version of YOUR cracker ass! It's your dopplenigger!

by shane ivory February 4, 2010

Flabio

An out of shape man with long hair. Sometimes Flabios will actually go shirtless and showcase their sub par physique. They aim to be like Fabio, who is also pretty lame, but they are far worse.

Hey, get a load of the Flabio on the beach!

by shane ivory February 4, 2010

Mammalanche

Freakishly HUGE breasts that are beyond what is normally considered large, generally sagging down to the lower abdomen.

"Man, did you see the tits on that bitch? I had to run to avoid being buried by a MAMMALANCHE!"

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

cyber toke

The act of smoking pot simultaneously with a far away friend while chatting on line in real time. This originated with normal on line chats, but it can also apply to video chats and even text messages.

"Hey bro, I think a cyber toke is in order, grab your sack and lets rip some chronic after the countdown!....3....2....1...." exhale!

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

Sexy Mexi

Marijuana that is decent quality, but far from high end "kind bud" nuggets.

"Yo Captain, You got some of the Sticky Icky to blaze? ... No, But I've got some Sexy Mexi that will get us by...."

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

snout blaster

The act of snorting a drug. This can apply to cocaine or even pills that are smashed into a powder.

Hey bro, lets smash up that last Ritalin and do a couple of snout blasters.

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

tatter

The act of a Man Aggressively having sex in a speedy fashion.

Man, I really tattered her ass the other night!

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010