Shane's definitions

hot tub baby

Due to the high temperatures found in hot tubs normal sperm can not survive. Therefore if any sperm do survive they're pretty freakish and abnormal. Any pregnancy resulting from use of these sperm results in a hot tub baby

Why does that kid have 3 arms? He's a hot tub baby.

by Shane March 21, 2005

yais

"yais" can't be defined conventionally. one would be less successful at defining "yais" than he/she would be at defining the contemporary english language's utility infielder, "like". "yais" is a state of mind. "yais" is understanding and misunderstanding, as well as all points described on the subsequent continuum.

you are lovely, yais; gay, yais; yais? yais; is two plus two, four? yais; (if i had the character spaces to continue, i probably wouldn't. yais.)

by shane April 4, 2005

double deuce juice

1) (n) 22 oz of cold 45 ml beer.
2) (n) Colt 45

Dat Dread Drinkin a double deuce juice

by shane June 18, 2003

cumdumplin

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.

Jason's mistress is so fat she's a cumdumplin. She's also screwin Joe and me too.

by Shane January 12, 2004

Submergible

To plug all holes; to make watertight

Bill, Bob and Ed made Charlotte submergible

by Shane June 13, 2003

woman with a mullet

karl mellan

jesus! karl mellan has one fuckin mullet! do you feed that thing?

by shane March 23, 2004

gear whore

Originated with fly fishermen who have to have every cool,expensive piece of gear there is. Now broadly applies to anyone who has to have the all the cool, expensive gear associated with their hobby of choice.

That guy with all the ski equipment is a real gear whore.

by shane December 3, 2004