9 definitions by Sethington

1) Using your hands to describe the size and/or motion of a woman's breasts.

2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.
Woman: I was totally speeding through a school zone and got pulled over. I removed a few buttons, used some breastures, and the cop let me go with only a warning.
by Sethington August 05, 2008

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A photograph of someone else's body or face used to falsely portray yourself on a website such as MySpace.
Woman: What happened to your big arms and the six pack abs you had in your MySpace photos?

Man: Ohhhh... those photos weren't of my body. That was my iBod.
by Sethington August 05, 2008

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