Seth's definitions

toenails

Hardened discs on the tips of the toes that protect the toe. Females like to paint their toenails all different colors.

Samantha painted her toenails red, then she stuck them in my mouth, and I began to suck on them. For the next hour, she made love to me with only her red painted toenails.

by Seth March 26, 2004

fagstag

The male version of a faghag.
A straight male with a gay confidant.
Perhaps call his confidant a stagfag

g1> Those two are always talking...I didn't know Jon was gay.
g2> Nah, he's just fagstagging.

by Seth March 4, 2004

birdman

AKA Tony Hawk greatest skater EVER. He performed the first ever 900 in an X-Games event. He is the original birdman not that rapper.

The birdman just pulled the 900

by Seth December 29, 2003

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

gimped

"messed up", "broken",

"that is gimped of you to cheat in pool"

by seth November 17, 2003

TKE

Acronym for Tau Kappa Epsilon, the best fraternity in the fucking world.

Some Kid: TKE is awsome!
Me: Then rush.

by Seth May 13, 2005

dutch door

Sex position used usually on your mother

John had your grandma and sister in a dutch door tornado.

by Seth July 11, 2003