Seth's definitions

slizzel

Eminem

Slizzel's new album is off the hizzel fa shizzel ma wizzel.

by Seth October 3, 2003

demyze

the best fucking team in the world

demyze owned the crap out of 3D

by seth January 17, 2005

Tyrone Biggums

Everybody's favorite crackhead. As seen on Chappelle's Show.

Tyrone Biggums teaches little kids how to get high.

by Seth March 16, 2004

Barney

The security guard that led half-life on its way to the top.

CS lives because of Barney.

by Seth August 4, 2004

Mong

One who is sexy and derives income from the earnings of a prostitute usually by soliciting business.

"Dang! that girl just got monged."
"Man.. you sure are mongin' today"

by Seth February 9, 2005

teledildonics

computer-mediated sexual interaction between the
{VR} presences of two humans. This practice is not yet possible except
in the rather limited form of erotic conversation on {MUD}s and the
like. The term, however, is widely recognized in the VR community as a
{ha ha only serious} projection of things to come.

connect to my teledildonics server now biatch!

by Seth July 6, 2003

zurbatz

A Zurbatz is a modern day word for "child" or "infant", especially if ill-tempered.

Any human being between the ages of 0 and 6 years is classified as a zurbatz.

Plural: Zurbatz OR Zurbatzes OR Zurbatzions (zur-bats-i-uns)

"Oh god, somebody shut that screaming zurbatz up right this minute!!!"

"If I even have to sit next to a zurbatz on the plane, I will lose it"

"Zurbatzes are the devil!"

by Seth April 8, 2004