Seth's definitions

Vitamin I

Ibuprofin, an anti-inflammatory. Used to such a great extent by many athletes that it can be considered to have a DRI of 400-800 mg much like a real vitamin.

Oh man, my shins are killing me, time to pop some vitamin I.

by Seth March 4, 2004

bookaki

grosse ass porn when guys shoot there load all over the girls face and she ends up smelling like old goat cheese

that girl stinks i bet she just got done with a bookaki shot

by seth October 20, 2003

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

gimped

"messed up", "broken",

"that is gimped of you to cheat in pool"

by seth November 17, 2003

TKE

Acronym for Tau Kappa Epsilon, the best fraternity in the fucking world.

Some Kid: TKE is awsome!
Me: Then rush.

by Seth May 13, 2005

dutch door

Sex position used usually on your mother

John had your grandma and sister in a dutch door tornado.

by Seth July 11, 2003

zurbatz

A Zurbatz is a modern day word for "child" or "infant", especially if ill-tempered.

Any human being between the ages of 0 and 6 years is classified as a zurbatz.

Plural: Zurbatz OR Zurbatzes OR Zurbatzions (zur-bats-i-uns)

"Oh god, somebody shut that screaming zurbatz up right this minute!!!"

"If I even have to sit next to a zurbatz on the plane, I will lose it"

"Zurbatzes are the devil!"

by Seth April 8, 2004