9 definitions by Sentinel Stark
by Sentinel Stark August 18, 2017
A meme used to express one's feeling in an awkward situation. It features the primitive SpongeBob character, which many people incorrectly call Spongegar.
It was a short lived meme that largely existed on Facebook, and mainly died off in a few weeks after it became viral.
It was a short lived meme that largely existed on Facebook, and mainly died off in a few weeks after it became viral.
Use the Spongegar meme for awkward situations
I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that got a Spongegar tattoo just because it was popular for a few weeks
I feel sorry for all the poor bastards that got a Spongegar tattoo just because it was popular for a few weeks
by Sentinel Stark June 27, 2016
A former car brand that everyone seems to think was ripping off Cadillac. Pontiac was the performance division, while Cadillac is the luxury division. In the '60s Pontiac was embarrassing Mustangs left and right. In the '70s the Firebird/Trans Am entered center stage and stayed there until 2003 when it was killed off. Pontiac made good cars until the 90s, when poor GM leadership began the killing of Pontiac. Forcing the brand to make cars and fill niches it was never meant to do. By the mid 2000s the brand was near death as GM management continued to strangle Pontiac with its piss poor decisions. In 2010 Pontiac finally died when GM was forced to kill off several brands by the US government in order to get a loan to bail themselves out of bankruptcy (also from terrible leadership). It's a shame, in 2008 and 09 Pontiac was getting ready to make a comeback, only to get cut off by GM. A company buys Camaros and rebuilds them as modern Trans Ams, in hopes of keeping at least that car's legacy alive. But extremely poor decisions like the Aztek were the fatal blow to Pontiac, who may have survived had management done better, and maybe Buick would have bit the dust instead.
Pontiac made good reliable cars. Mine just ticked over 200k miles and it still runs great. All these dumbasses complaining about their Pontiacs breaking, probably drove them like total retards.
Pontiac was never trying to copy Cadillac so that dumb PONTIAC joke doesn't make sense. Pontiac shared ideas with Camaro but Pontiac cars were generally higher powered than the Camaro.
Pontiac was never trying to copy Cadillac so that dumb PONTIAC joke doesn't make sense. Pontiac shared ideas with Camaro but Pontiac cars were generally higher powered than the Camaro.
by Sentinel Stark April 6, 2017
Revolutionary DVR technology that stopped being impressive around 2007 when most cable companies developed their own versions that aren't nearly as expensive.
Increasingly less impressive with the takeover of internet streaming, which is making DVR technology obsolete.
Increasingly less impressive with the takeover of internet streaming, which is making DVR technology obsolete.
Yo I'm gonna TiVo that show so I can watch it later.
The fuck is this? 2006? Watch it on Netflix, grandpa.
The fuck is this? 2006? Watch it on Netflix, grandpa.
by Sentinel Stark July 21, 2017
A type of dance that centers around a female bending over and shaking her ass around. It makes said female look very trashy, but is effective at arousing her targets.
This dance is most popular with black women, probably because their ass is usually the only attractive part of their body.
This dance is most popular with black women, probably because their ass is usually the only attractive part of their body.
by Sentinel Stark August 13, 2017
Donald Trump will become president, a shit-ton of new movies are coming out, and it's going to go by just like every other year. Jesus people, if the world didn't end in 2012, it's not going to happen in 2017. Trump getting elected is not "the end of the world".
And next December the same dumbasses that looked up 2017 on here will be looking up 2018.
And next December the same dumbasses that looked up 2017 on here will be looking up 2018.
2017 is the year I finally fulfill my New Years' resolutions. Yes I know I said the same thing about 2016, but I mean it this time.
by Sentinel Stark December 19, 2016
A word stupid people use because they think it's a synonym for "stupid". It really means "lack of knowledge", while stupid means "lacking mental capability". But it has 3 syllables, and other stupid people don't really know what ignorant means, so you'll commonly see this word being slung around in arguments between morons.
Dude I hate math, it's so ignorant.
That's not what ignorant means Jimmy, just stop using words if you don't know what they mean, you sound stupid.
That's not what ignorant means Jimmy, just stop using words if you don't know what they mean, you sound stupid.
by Sentinel Stark August 1, 2017