When you are having sex with a women from behind and club her unconscious. Then proceed to tie the the worlds most majest of all the birds, the albatross, to her back. Then have a REAL pirate rape her when she awakens. Real pirate is needed for unmatched authenticity. Flaming Albatross is optional.
Man 1: Man, she put up a real fight when I gave her the Soggy Sailor.
Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.
Man 1: *Snap* ZING!
Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.
Man 1: *Snap* ZING!
by Sean139 October 7, 2007