Definitions by Seamus McCabe

cum

What you do every time you have sex.

Last night I cummed all over my g/f

cum by Seamus McCabe January 31, 2007

imbulbitate 

To shit one's pants; dumping a load in the wrong place at the wrong time.

When I was in first grade, I imbulbitated a lot.

imbulbitate by Seamus McCabe October 10, 2004

defenestrated

The act of being thrown out of a window.

DUDE! That dead guy on the side walk was totally defenestrated!

defenestrated by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004

slim pickins

Almost no choice of chicks/dudes to date in a certain group of people.

Dude, all the chicks in my class are fugly! That's slim pickins dude...
OR
Dude, there are only three girls in this room and like 17 guys. Slim pickins man....

slim pickins by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004

electric leash 

An electronic device which keeps you within a certain range of your parents.
see cell phone

Dude, my dad gave me this electric leash so he can call me if I'm goin anywhere he doesn't want me goin.

electric leash by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004

monster 

1) The thing that hides under your bead when you are from ages 4-8, or later if you're weird...
2) A big-ass thing that's in a shitload of really bad horror movies, used to scare people.

Daddy daddy! There's a monster under my bed!!!
Godzilla is a monster

monster by Seamus McCabe February 8, 2004

scared 

The feeling I get when I look at you.

Jesus Christ! Your face is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen!!!

scared by Seamus McCabe February 8, 2004