7 definitions by Scuba Stan

The act of finger banging a women while she’s on the toilet taking a shit. You could also jerk off a dude while he's taking a dump and it would be considered same act.
Last night my women was over, she let me take her on a “trip to KansasWHAT A MESS!!!
by Scuba Stan March 12, 2022
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Two people that lock butt holes together and push farts from one butt to another. You can also push turds back and fourth along with farts. This is a common practice that goes along with “Swamp Dawgging”
My parents just left, i have the house to myself right now, lets go do some “tradingin the basement!

Another example would be: oh boy my butts killing me, i had my buddy over and we were trading for about an hour… i haven't shit right since!!!
by Scuba Stan March 12, 2022
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Swamp Dogging is the act of defecating on another’s chest in public and/or alongside any road or major freeway.
Hey Joe the other day I was driving down the road and I saw this other guy swamp dogging our buddy, whoa what a mess!

Another example would be when the sheriffs department showed up at my house because somebody caught me swamp dodging my buddy on our trip through Indiana.
by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021
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The is a delicious treat given to ones loved one. It’s when you poop in a dixi cup, jerk off into that dixi cup and then freeze the treat for your significant other.
Last night I gave my girl “baked Alaska”, when I told her she cried and said “I love”! I think I’m gonna marry her!!
by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021
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“Gotta go to Oklahoma” is when you are defecating on a guys chest along side of the road. You say “ i gotta go to Oklahoma” that way your friends would not sUspect you are a public poop freak.
Example: “This covid has me stressin out, i need to take a trip… Gotta go to Oklahoma”
by Scuba Stan May 6, 2022
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Simply wiping shit on your face to look tan
My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!
by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021
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Person or persons whom farm lemons with the soul intent to use them to sodomize there buddy’s using a potato cannon. Some times one person wil shoot them lemon for there rectum into there buddy’s rectum... also know as trading lemons
Man that was bad ass playing Lemon Farmers.... was great shooting lemons last night, my ass is killing me!!! I think we woke up the Neighbors!!!
by Scuba Stan August 18, 2021
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