3 definitions by Scotty Doesn't Know
There seems to be a sort of strange phenomenon in American high schools- I'm not sure if it occurs elsewhere. When girls are in 9th grade, they all of a sudden seem to become sluts. Girls who come from normal, middle class families, and who you would never expect to be having sex at age 14, become whores at this age. It's probably got something to do with raging hormones, since the girls usually aren't so slutty during their sophomore year. The extreme sluttiness of 9th graders has caused many seniors to desire these freshmen girls, as 9th grade sluts seem to always want to sleep with a 12th grader. 9th grade sluts also seem to be party animals, and they can be seen frequently at drunk parties held by members of upper classes.
Back in middle school, Laura was a popular, preppy girl who had kissed a boy or two, but always said she would wait for sex. However, when she entered high school, Laura became a ninth grade slut. During that year, she flirted with everyone, gave blowjobs to 4 seniors, and slept with a guy at a party who she'd only know for 30 minutes. When Laura went to 10th grade, she matured and somewhat regreted her younger slutty days. By the time she graduated, she was attempting to forget that portion of her life.
by Scotty Doesn't Know June 21, 2006
25 cent viewing booths are common fixtures in porn stores across the US. the booths are small, dark rooms in the back of the store in which customers can watch a porn for a quarter. the rooms are usually dirty and covered with jizz. the store may supply free lotion and tissues.
25 cent viewing booths are used by truckers, dirty old men, desperate people, and horny teens, when the feel the need to wank it
by Scotty Doesn't Know June 23, 2006
JJ is an overated basketball player who does nothing but shoot jump shots. He plays at Duke, a university known for athletes who party, rape women, get in fights, do drugs, and ultimately fail in professional sports. JJ is a very cocky guy- a friend of mine in the communications department at G. Washington U said he tried to get an interview, and JJ said to fuck off. Reddick can usually be found shooting 3-point shots off of screens (he can NEVER be found playing defense). In his spare time, he likes to drive drunk, piss on women (it's his fetish), bitch and moan, and have Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas suck his cock.
While JJ was at Duke, he a had a squeaky clean image (ala Kobe), and he was proceived by the media as a model student athlete. However, following his leaving Duke, the real facts about his life have been revealed. First of all, many Duke students have reported that his was a cocky, mean, party animal- you know, your typical rich white boy who's a good athlete. Then, JJ was convicted on a drunk driving charge, as he tried to turn around to avoid a seatbelt checkpoint. Finally, Duke sluts have reported that JJ seems to have an odd fetish- pissing. Yes, girls at Duke say that, in exchange for going home with JJ, he gets to piss on you.
JJ's draft stock is dropping fast! His drunk driving arrest, lack of basketball skills, and newly discovered back injury, will drop him to the latter part of the 1st round.
While JJ was at Duke, he a had a squeaky clean image (ala Kobe), and he was proceived by the media as a model student athlete. However, following his leaving Duke, the real facts about his life have been revealed. First of all, many Duke students have reported that his was a cocky, mean, party animal- you know, your typical rich white boy who's a good athlete. Then, JJ was convicted on a drunk driving charge, as he tried to turn around to avoid a seatbelt checkpoint. Finally, Duke sluts have reported that JJ seems to have an odd fetish- pissing. Yes, girls at Duke say that, in exchange for going home with JJ, he gets to piss on you.
JJ's draft stock is dropping fast! His drunk driving arrest, lack of basketball skills, and newly discovered back injury, will drop him to the latter part of the 1st round.
J.J. Redick can often be found choking, as he can't hit any shots in the clutch. Meanwhile, Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas can also often be found chocking, on JJ's sperm.
by Scotty Doesn't Know June 21, 2006