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A person, male or female, who browses Reddit primarily to talk shit on and/or down-vote all the things.
That dude is such a reddick. He wouldn’t up-vote a comic made by God himself.
by CallYourGirlfriend October 25, 2011
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When a male rubs his dick until it literally becomes red and hurts to touch
I think I got red-dick from last nights porno session.
by Yssup eht ni thgir reh kcuf August 31, 2014
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Red dick is syndrome of many red heads. The symptoms usually consist of a dickish behavior, coupled with a mild case of shit spreading.
1. That red dick shaved off my eyebrows when i was passed out.
2. "Man who told everyone i pounded his mom's box last night?" "Oh.. well my guess would be red dick."
by Burnski March 30, 2008
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(also known as "red dick") when you've done the deed but your penis remians erect (and painful, so no extra round) for a long period of time.
The cause of angry dick is unknown. But many who have suffered it describe a lingering sense of dissatisfaction.
sorry honey but i can't go again, I've got red dick
by Pj_Gottkot January 22, 2017
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