Red-dick

When a male rubs his dick until it literally becomes red and hurts to touch

I think I got red-dick from last nights porno session.

by Yssup eht ni thgir reh kcuf September 1, 2014

Red Dicked

Getting caught in the middle of a rape.

In this weeks rapists weekly we lost one of our own, as Dr. Jain was caught red dicked with one of his patients.

by McDangerousML7 July 4, 2009

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by PenisFuckYou May 10, 2021

red dick

Red dick is syndrome of many red heads. The symptoms usually consist of a dickish behavior, coupled with a mild case of shit spreading.

1. That red dick shaved off my eyebrows when i was passed out.
2. "Man who told everyone i pounded his mom's box last night?" "Oh.. well my guess would be red dick."

by Burnski March 30, 2008

Red Dick

(also known as "red dick") when you've done the deed but your penis remians erect (and painful, so no extra round) for a long period of time.
The cause of angry dick is unknown. But many who have suffered it describe a lingering sense of dissatisfaction.

sorry honey but i can't go again, I've got red dick

by Pj_Gottkot January 22, 2017

Red Dick of Courage

To take pride in the fact that you are hated, persecuted, or criticized by someone you have no respect for. The person you have no respect for considers you a dick, but you proudly tout the moniker as a sign that you are, in fact, capable and reasonable. Such pride can be manifested by the moniker's recipient by a laminated badge on one's chest in the form of red male genitalia. Refers to Stephen Crane's civil war novel "Red Badge of Courage."

A: My boss is a total fuck-up-- I had to single-handedly save the project; yet he thinks I'M a dick. He gave me a horrible work evaluation. But I don't care, it's my Red Dick of Courage.

B: Ah, so that explains the penis on your lapel.

by Pete Schweddy March 28, 2011

Red Bull Dick

When a man has a dick comparable to the width and girth of a Red Bull can.

Girl, he is working with that Red Bull Dick.

by SavageSweet January 6, 2017