Scooter's definitions

posse out

goodbye

I'll talk to you later. Posse out.

by Scooter April 22, 2003

Band Whore

A person who uses music instruments to satisfy thier sexual needs.

Look what that girl is using that flute for, what a Band Whore.

by Scooter March 28, 2004

Sell that ostrich

Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.

It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.

by Scooter December 26, 2005

garage sailing

To sail in your garage.

Holy shit Bill! Look at the garage!

by Scooter August 25, 2003

Snuffalupagus

1) Hairy animal featured on the childrens show Sesame street.

2) Hairy animal featured in multiple pornos.

Snuffalupagus is swinging his hairy trunk around.

Look at the size of that Snuffalupagus

by Scooter March 28, 2004

Fuckstorm

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.

Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?

by SCOOTER January 20, 2013

Teamship

Of or relating to teamwork. A common bond between members of the same athletic team. Most commonly used in team sports classes.

"It helps build teamship among the players"

by Scooter September 4, 2003