Definitions by Scooter

magic turd 

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

magic turd by scooter July 11, 2014

Fuckstorm 

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.

Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?

Fuckstorm by SCOOTER January 20, 2013

equilibriate 

make equal, equalize

the gas will equilibriate in temperature with the pipe wall

equilibriate by scOOter November 19, 2012

fart and run 

To fart in the general vicinity of another person and take off before the smell takes effect.

Guy 1: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Guy 2: No. I just got hit with a fart and run.

fart and run by Scooter December 26, 2007

Underscore

The best up and coming hip-hop duo you've ever heard.

Chad Grove. Hooded Bomber. Underscore. Get Familiar.

Underscore by Scooter March 6, 2007

kuwabara 

Japanese - the sound ghosts make when they're trying to be spooky

The ghost says "Kuwabara kuwabara."

kuwabara by Scooter September 16, 2006

clotches 

A common misspelling of "clothes."

you should see all the new clotches I got. - girl

what the fuck are you talking about, whore? - guy

clotches by Scooter September 8, 2006