Definitions by Scherbatsky*
Donatello
A renowned Renaissance genius from Florence revered for his wondrous works, including the bronze David. In present times, we know Donatello as the effervescent YMer who happens to be a very skilled writer, as is exemplified in the letter she wrote to her parents as she has been attending Catholic school. A natural beauty, her honesty has helped me (or at least I hope so) improve my Internet etiquette.
Whenever I need some blunt, foolproof therapy, I suppose I'll turn to Donatello and adopt her philosophies.
Donatello by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
_Hollywood
An exotic beauty whose elusiveness puts the actual land of Hollywood to shame. A dedicated aficionado of fashion, _Hollywood also has kind ears, willing to listen to the daily trifles of troubled young women. Her vibrant personality and chic charisma are surely valued contributions to the cultural mosaic we call Planet Earth.
You know that bench in front of the shop _Hollywood works at? Well, one day, when my home gets foreclosed and my car gets repossessed, I hope to sleep on that bench in hopes that she'll telepathically recognize me.
_Hollywood by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
Michelangelo
If you're an old history teacher, you'll know Michelangeloas the versatile artist whose prowess challenges that of Leonardo Da Vinci. Also, as an old history teacher, you'd know that Michelangelo died at the hallowed age of 88. Hopefully our beloved YMer, Michelangelo will live to be just as old, or older. From the looks of it, she's carefree, has a big heart, and is the girl you'd think about when hearing the country song "Stand by Your Man."
It's a must to learn how to be frisky and seventeen. Deprived as I am, I think Michelangelo can help me in that department.
Michelangelo by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
beansnchips
When winter comes, and I'm shivering like hell and need some blubber, beansnchips will sure come in handy. It's a savior to my tummy, a salty form of Prozac, and an aphrodisiac all at once. You can also say that beansnchips is a sort of "character" meal, as it is capable of talking and even typing conversations on the Internet. beansnchips, gentically engineered vegetables have nothing on you!
I'm pretty sure that on Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey's honeymoon, Jessica's mother lavished the love chamber with Cheetos, Lays, and beansnchips.
beansnchips by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
VERTIGO
An ailment my father often suffers from on Thanksgiving after a crapload of undercooked turkey. Also, a song that makes me grudgingly admit that Bono is indeed a sexy, sexy man. In addition, VERTIGOs are delightfully sassy, yet at the same time act very mature for their very young age. For this reason, VERTIGOs would make very good decoys for the Dateline special "To Catch a Predator."
VERTIGO by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
MISSMimi
Defies the universal image of an Anglo-Saxon British woman, much to our delight. Can pull off a beautiful array of cosmetics that would make my 2nd grade teacher look like a demented male peacock. MISSMimi seems like the ideal penpal, who, upon actually meeting with me in person, could teach me how to develop better taste in pop culture. And despite all this, I can never forgive her for trying to sell that new Britney Spears CD.
MISSMimi by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008
xHeard_the_Worldx
Sitting at the kitchen table choking on my Cheerios, I remember being eight years old and watching on the news the rampant chaos in Kosovo. You can say that I xHeard_the_Worldx, meaning that I actually found my heart and learned to show compassion for the friendless and endangered. When someone says he or she xHeard_the_Worldx, I think of someone being slapped across the face by a higher power, commanded to become righteous vigilantes on a mission to slaughter the ugly.
Forget the United Nations. Let's here more about xHeard_the_Worldx.
xHeard_the_Worldx by Scherbatsky* March 27, 2008