3 definitions by Scandi-seeker
"Squidulence" is the term used for the mild level of diarrhoea axperienced when intermittently, farts just cannot be trusted!
Have you seen "X' today? He was supposed to see me down the pig & whistle for lunch but never showed up?
Ahhh yeah I heard he's got crippling squidulence. Tried to slip one out in the co-op and had to leg it home.
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Mate, I honestly am not going near the reduced sushi at Morrisons, it legit makes me squidulent
Ahhh yeah I heard he's got crippling squidulence. Tried to slip one out in the co-op and had to leg it home.
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Mate, I honestly am not going near the reduced sushi at Morrisons, it legit makes me squidulent
by Scandi-seeker October 17, 2021
When something musically is against all conceivable odds however the DJ themselves will not take credit for it being something born of their actual talents
I cant believe you just sneezed, lent on that 6th deck and smashed in the one.... perfectly in time!!!..
Jesus Christ Flukey-Tappins…. you've done it again!
Jesus Christ Flukey-Tappins…. you've done it again!
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020
An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often
Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret
by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020