"Squidulence" is the term used for the mild level of diarrhoea axperienced when intermittently, farts just cannot be trusted!
Have you seen "X' today? He was supposed to see me down the pig & whistle for lunch but never showed up?

Ahhh yeah I heard he's got crippling squidulence. Tried to slip one out in the co-op and had to leg it home.

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Mate, I honestly am not going near the reduced sushi at Morrisons, it legit makes me squidulent
by Scandi-seeker October 17, 2021
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Something that has the qualities of being preposterous.

ie placing the word squid in front of other words (includes squidulation ("that's pure squidulation"), squidojitory, suidervecsent, squidaliscios, squidnificint, squidanamous)
Ben, that joke you cracked on Francesca was just Squidulous!
by FrankieNP March 16, 2011
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The formulation consisting of the subjunctive equation (4.2 recurring) divided by the gravitational weathering. Conticulatively used on the oesophagus when a patient undergoes membrane detrimentality. Founded by Christopher Tucker in 1992, Cambridge University.
Have you performed squidulation on your oesophagus today?

No I haven't. Thanks for reminding me. What's the equation again?

Subjunctive equation over gravitational weathering.

Thanks honeybun!
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An equation stating the gravitational weathering divided by the subjunctive equation of 4.2 recurring. Commonly used within the contiguous deceleration of the oesophagus. Founded by Christopher Tucker in 2043.
Hey, my oesophagus isn't ramificated to the power of 3.
Have you tried the squidulation formula?
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