7 definitions by Sawpoet
What comes out of your mouth upon reading or seeing something so offensive on your newsfeed it makes you rage at your screen, which is largely innocent.
When I clicked on the link about her book condoning marital rape, I couldn't stop screenscreaming at my laptop.
by Sawpoet September 28, 2013
What the angry face emoji represents for the Dom/Sub community. A threat, a promise, and a reminder of who's boss.
Stuart suddered with anticipation, Ursula had given his post an emotidom, and was due home with her new flogger.
by Sawpoet March 12, 2020
When your best photographic situation is the zoom screen, where you are at your most handsome, hence, "Handzoom".
Wow did you ever look handzoom at the big meeting yesterday. Then, after, I creeped your instagram and I realized that you're only hot on zoom.
by Sawpoet November 15, 2020
by Sawpoet March 24, 2020
by Sawpoet September 28, 2013
When you are at a poetry slam competition and there are so many poems performed you worry that it is somehow going to create a blood clot in your brain
During the last round of 25 poets I had a sudden blinding headache and worried I might have developed a slameurysm.
by Sawpoet October 14, 2013
The butt you get when you stop going on the bus, subway or walking anymore and start only using Uber. A flatter, comfier seat, sure, but... Uberbutt.
We used to all be about Terry's fantastic ass, but now, he's never on the bus anymore and it looks like he's got Uberbutt.
by Sawpoet March 12, 2020