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Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

Tuna Tune-up

The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments

Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite

Girl #2: Why?

Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow

Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead

by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010

Guidosis

A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.

One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!

Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!

by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010

Crossing Streams

When 2 guys pee together and duel with the streams as if liquid light sabres, similar to crossing swords, looks gay

One dude to another: Don't tell anyone we were crossing streams, they'll think we're gay!

Another: But can we do it again?

by sarasplayroom.com July 6, 2010

Cock-u-Puncture

Penis piercings

Girl #1: I could not do Brian, that guy had a Prince Albert piercing that was like major in caliber. No way was that going in my pussy. I tried to give him a beej, but I ended up giving him more of a handjob.

Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture

Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!

Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.

by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011

ETW

Text-ese for ENJOY THE WEEKEND

Texter to another: TGIF!

Another: ETW!

by sarasplayroom.com October 6, 2009

Shops for Tops

A faggy bottom boy who looks for dominant tops in bars, clubs or online.

Chad always shops for tops. He doesn't want to end up with another faggy bottom boy.

by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2009