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Pool Whores

Hot girls who go to hotel or resort pools as day guests, usually paying a pool fee, with the hopes of snaring rich hotel guests. This is especially rampant in Miami and Vegas.
The day job of the strippers from xxxxxx club is to go to hotel pools. Not only do they get a tan, but the pool whores also recruit guests to come to their strip club that nite.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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GOAD

Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.
Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!
by sarasplayroom.com July 3, 2009
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BLACKER

A black man who dates and has sexual encounters only with white women, primarily UK slang, attributed to mainly black athletes who are known to date the hottest white UK glamour models, actresses, singers, reality tv stars, etc. Usually, the blacker is also known to be well-endowed and sought out by these women as desirable sexually, but also financially due to their wealth. Blacker is a noun, not a verb or adjective.
He is a total blacker, never dates black women, never even looks at them. His white girlfriends are his trophies.
by sarasplayroom.com January 28, 2010
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Cock Mock

Making fun of a guy's cock, or lack thereof, usually because it's too small or can't get hard.
Girl to Another: We should totally cock mock Kenny if we run into him tonite. He only has 4 1/2".

Another: 4 1/2"? How do you know the exact size?

Girl: Unfortunately, I measured it in person.

Another: I hope you didn't fuck a 4 1/2 incher!

Girl: No, I cock mocked him and told him to buy some panties, because he doesn't deserve to wear boxers.
by sarasplayroom.com June 13, 2010
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2ff

Texter: We made the frat pledges do the Double Dutch Rudder on each other, then we tossed the first rudder cummer

Response: OMG LMAO 2FF
by sarasplayroom.com October 9, 2009
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DoomDar

The innate intuition of impending Doom that a person feels before the Event of Doom actually occurs. Operates at the same intuitive level as GayDar and GameDar.
Dude #1: Didn't you feel any sense of doom in your marriage before you were served with Divorce Papers?

Dude #2: No man I tell you it was out of the blue

Dude #1: Your DoomDar is non-operational
by sarasplayroom.com December 11, 2009
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ETW

Texter to another: TGIF!

Another: ETW!
by sarasplayroom.com October 6, 2009
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