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Sperm Whale

A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools

Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles

Girl #2: Ewww gross

Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!

by sarasplayroom.com April 4, 2010

Fuck-Alike

A replacement for someone's ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend who looks so much like the ex, it's uncanny. Sometimes done deliberately to piss off the ex.

One Dude to Another: Did you see that chick with Nick?

Another: Yeah I saw her and did a double take, I thought it was his ex, not his new chick.

One Dude: She looks so much like his ex, she's a fuck-alike.

Another: Wait till the ex sees the fuck-alike. She will throw a fit.

by sarasplayroom.com August 29, 2010

Cumquick

A Cumquick cums too quickly a/k/a a two pump chump, two stroke donkey, quick draw mcgraw, premature ejaculator.

One Girl to Another: He may be cuuuuuute, but he's a cumquick.

Another: NFW (no f*cking way)

Girl: Tested it and it came in under 2 minutes

Another: What a two pump chump! He needs to stop trying to get laid and stick to jerking off.

by sarasplayroom.com September 1, 2009

Text-ese

Speaking in Texting Language or Texting itself.

Text-ese will soon become a language unto itself and will leave those behind who do not know how to use text-ese or know what the acronyms and slang mean.

by sarasplayroom.com October 9, 2009

Straight Up the Place

When straight dudes feel, by virtue of their strong heterosexual presence, that they will bring superior straight vibes to an otherwise perceived-to-be-gay place. Opposite of Gay Up the Place.

Straight Dude #1: Let's go to Club X8@y& tonite.

Straight Dude #2: I'm down for it. We'll straight up the place!

Straight Dude #3: O fosho, that place be gayer than gay.

by sarasplayroom.com March 1, 2010

Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

K Flow

Cash flow referring to major cash flow in the thousands, hence the use of the 'K'. Usually refers to someone with a lot of cash flow who is showy about it; therefore, people know this person has K Flow. Term especially used in niteclubs, strip clubs, casinos.

One clubgoer to another: Not only does he have the Flow, he has the K Flow.

Another: Yeah he's always straight to the VIP room with that stack.

by sarasplayroom.com July 13, 2009