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I can't believe he got a Cock-atoo. Painful!!!
by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2009
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Well obviously the 13-year-old dipshit idiots are having a field day...

They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.

You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.
tl;dr cockatoos are Australian parrots, not whatever other shitty definition a bunch of brain-deprived prepubescent boys made up on the spot.
by Kiriazis November 06, 2009
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Elton John and David Furnish are a high profile Cockatoo.
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A tattoo on the penis.
You can hardly see his cockatoo, he's got such a large gock.
by Peas_and_frogs April 08, 2008
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cockatoo is when a woman cant decide between just having 1 cock or a cockatoo
she wanted some cock but wasnt sure if she was in the mood for 1 cock or a cockatoo
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009
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1. A bird that resembles a penis.
2. A penis that resembles a bird.
3. A bird that's trained to massage a penis.
4. A penis that's trained to massage a bird.
1. "Look up in the sky? Is that a penis or the endangered Cockatoo?"
2. "Like I hooked up with this guy last night and his dick totally looked like a Finch...it was Cockatoo for sure."
3. "I just bought the best pet ever."
4. "Yo, my Cockatoo was massaging this eagle and it bit it off."
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This word is being defined incorrectly on UD. The real meaning of this word is slang for diarrhea. Usually it's used in plural form.
"I really got the cockatoos after eating at that mexican restaurant!"
by mocha123456 November 24, 2009
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