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The name Alyssa is of Hebrew origin and means Joy.

It is also of German origin, where its means "noble kind.”

Most women with the name Alyssa are very smart and creative, but they tend to grow up in homes with morally weak or non- existent parents.

This tends to have one of two effects on them. As young adults, they begin to see the errors of their parents and go in the opposite direction to become very loyal and caring mothers and spouses, or they take the hidden, dark path and become “self-serving” and ultimately hurt whoever they come in contact with, including themselves.

Whichever path an Alyssa chooses, they are forces to be reckoned with.

We hope and bless all current & future Alyssa’s with the strength and a moral compass to walk in the light and to become benefits to humankind. Amen. ;)
“All girls with the name of Alyssa have great potential in life to be wonderful mothers and wives and hold the world together through their families.”
by Sara Smiles November 02, 2013

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A "loser" is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
"Reiner is such a loser. He had a beautiful wife and children at home but had to cheat on them all."
by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013

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1. putz

Literally, vulgar slang for penis, not to be used lightly. More offensive than the schmuck, which can be used affectionately or teasingly. Rarely used to describe the member, schmuck does that.

"What a putz! Used the same as What an asshole!"

2. putz

(n) a stupid, ignorant person; someone who doesn't pay attention to anything going on; one who makes stupid remarks

"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."

3. Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!
"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."
by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013

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A "Rat Bastard" is one of the biggest swine that you will ever meet in life.

They will fuck you over any chance they get.

Most of the time, they are sociopaths.

Many times, they are Christians.
Many of the modern day Christians don't believe in "cause and effect," or feel responsible for their evil actions.
They wrongly think that they are "Saved" no matter what they do.

This screwed up concept creates crazy, hypocritical personalities that will fuck you any chance they get.
"Reiner is one Rat Bastard. He cheats on his mistress who cheats on his wife."
by Sara Smiles October 29, 2013

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A "Gossip Head" is a person obsessed with gossip.

They have a need to know everyone and every situation going on around them, but many times their information is flawed or inaccurate.

Gossip Heads will corner you many times and act interested in you to fish out any information, so they can spread it around to everyone they know.

They do this for many reasons: to feel important, to feel in control, out of boredom, etc.

Most Gossip Heads will waste your time and are semi-charming at first.
Man, I didn't realize she was such a "gossip head." Everything I told her was spread all over town.
by Sara Smiles July 19, 2013

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A “Death Talk” is the opposite of a “Pep Talk.” A “Pep Talk” makes you Feel Good in Time of Need.

A Death Talk is usually administered by someone Jealous & Petty who has Broken Their Own Dreams & Aspirations & Wants To Destroy Yours.
Death Talks are usually Put Upon You by Evil Family Members, Dysfunctional friends or Co-Workers who do not want to see you Succeed, because their own dreams were Never Realized.
Example: Hey, I am thinking of going back to College to Do Something with My Life.

Death Talk: “No Way…You Are Too Stupid! You could never get through College & Make Something of Yourself! I never did! Stay Here at Walmart and Live Out Your Life as our Greeter for Minimum Wage.”
by Sara Smiles June 22, 2014

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