Sam is a Dick's definitions

WoW diet

The weight loss that sometimes accompanies playing of WoW.

Wow, I forgot to eat again! It's the WoW diet.

by Sam is a Dick September 25, 2007

Sharon Osbourne

The Lady Macbeth of metal. She stole her husband's balls.

Someone should arrest Sharon Osbourne for testicular embezzlement.

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

Jesse Jackson

He is the emperor of black people.

Whenever someone says an "N" word, Jesse Jackson makes it all okay, then no black person is allowed to be offended.

by Sam is a Dick March 9, 2007

rice fever

A hardon for Asians. This is a common affliction among white guys.

The Beatles were a great rock group til John caught the rice fever and it was all over.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

Muff College

A small college in Northampton, MA where muff is everyone's favorite food.

Don't bother talking to that girl, she goes to Muff College.

by Sam is a Dick February 3, 2007