Sam is a Dick's definitions

WoWverdose

The result of playing too much WoW in a single sitting.

Symptoms include:

Eye strain
Pale comlexion
Cold clammy skin
Jitters
Weight loss or gain
Unwashed smell
Lack of any kind of social life

I had a WoWverdose over the weekend, I need to detox.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2007

Metallica

An adult contemporary musical ensemble who, rumor has it, used to play metal.

Cliff Burton would not be pleased with the current incarnation of Metallica.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2007

drug free zone

Usually the place in town with the most drugs.

Man I'm all out of the good stuff, I'd better head to the drug free zone.

by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

Dhimmicrat

A term made up by right-wing liars to refer to anyone who doesn't want to put Muslims into extermination camps. See: most Americans.

We'd have already won the war on ragheads if the fucking Dhimmicrats didn't somehow think that it was "self evident" that "all men are created equal."

by Sam is a Dick November 2, 2006

sheepshagger

A Scotsman, so named due to the rural nature of the traditional Scottish economy and the predominance of sheep herding.

That William Wallace was a sheepshagger if ever I saw one.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.

by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006