Sharon Osbourne

The Lady Macbeth of metal. She stole her husband's balls.

Someone should arrest Sharon Osbourne for testicular embezzlement.

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

Jesse Jackson

Whenever someone says an "N" word, Jesse Jackson makes it all okay, then no black person is allowed to be offended.

by Sam is a Dick March 09, 2007

Beating off, pounding the pud, firing off some knuckle children, rubbing one out, launching a solo album, rubbing Don Rickles' head for good luck, having a menage a un, tasering the gnome.

Back in high school I was really into flogging molly. What, that's the name of a band too?

by Sam is a Dick June 05, 2007

Dude I've gotta get boxers, your mom keeps giving me a chafer.

by Sam is a Dick October 28, 2006

A hardon for Asians. This is a common affliction among white guys.

The Beatles were a great rock group til John caught the rice fever and it was all over.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

It's like porn for autistics.

Man last night I went on Wikipedia and found so many facts I creamed my new jeans.

by Sam is a Dick December 31, 2006

Mark Foley enjoys spending time with young STUDs.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006