Sam is a Dick's definitions
by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006
Get the rainpersonmug. If I was Superman I'd go to the scene of a major tragedy and just stand about not helping anyone for the fun of it.
by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006
Get the Supermanmug. by Sam is a Dick December 31, 2006
Get the Wikipediamug. Someone who believes that the government is evil but giant corporations would never do anything bad.
Someone who believes that a company's right to make money is more important than the people's right to breathe.
Someone who gets indignant when I kick him in the nuts for blowing smoke in my face.
Someone ranting about the government, usually from the back of a cop car.
The grown up (sort of) equivalent of a kid punching his fist in the air and saying "if you get hit it's your own fault."
Someone too stupid to whack off and pass gas at the same time.
Someone who believes that a company's right to make money is more important than the people's right to breathe.
Someone who gets indignant when I kick him in the nuts for blowing smoke in my face.
Someone ranting about the government, usually from the back of a cop car.
The grown up (sort of) equivalent of a kid punching his fist in the air and saying "if you get hit it's your own fault."
Someone too stupid to whack off and pass gas at the same time.
John says he refuses to pay his taxes because he's a Libertarian. The judge didn't share his perspective.
by Sam is a Dick April 3, 2007
Get the Libertarianmug. When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship.
by Sam is a Dick November 13, 2006
Get the free tourmug. The stupidest argument in the history of stupid arguments, between two sides who both tell huge lies. Neither one can concede the fact that everything does everything, Macs do business projects equally well and PCs do creative projects equally well. Macs don't get viruses or worms (usually), PCs have more software written to them.
by Sam is a Dick October 17, 2006
Get the Macs or PC'smug. I went home with the lead singer last night and was totally unsatisfied. Tonight I'm fucking the bass player.
by Sam is a Dick April 2, 2007
Get the Bass playermug.