Sam is a Dick's definitions

vampire

Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.

Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.

by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007

Nazi

Anyone who disagrees with you, especially on the internet. Also used by high schoolers to refer to cops.

Me and that other guy called each other Nazis on the chat room for two hours, I'm not quite sure how that happened in the Kirk vs. Picard chat.

Man that Nazi cop told me to stop keying cars. What a fucking Nazi.

by Sam is a Dick May 8, 2007

pwner

The feeling of total exhiliration before performing a certain pwning.

I'm gonna kill this guy so hard I've got a raging pwner.

by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

rainperson

A person with PDD, named after the movie Rain Man.

The reason I rock back and forth is because I'm a rainperson.

by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006

Wikipedia

It's like porn for autistics.

Man last night I went on Wikipedia and found so many facts I creamed my new jeans.

by Sam is a Dick December 31, 2006

Superman

A major dick. That's really all there is to say about it.

If I was Superman I'd go to the scene of a major tragedy and just stand about not helping anyone for the fun of it.

by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006

Ozzy Osbourne

The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.

He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.

And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).

"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet."
-Ozzy Osbourne

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007