Sam is a Dick's definitions

Flogging Molly

Beating off, pounding the pud, firing off some knuckle children, rubbing one out, launching a solo album, rubbing Don Rickles' head for good luck, having a menage a un, tasering the gnome.

Back in high school I was really into flogging molly. What, that's the name of a band too?

by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

j00b

Someone who is somehow a n00b at being Jewish. A j00b may be uncircumcised, eat pork regularly, or have no strong religious beliefs.

Dude you left that penny on the ground, you are such a j00b!

by Sam is a Dick November 10, 2006

vampire

Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.

Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.

by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007

toss the tuna salad

To eat pussy, so called because it smells like tuna.

Baby I wanna take you home and toss the tuna salad all night.

by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006

whig party

A party held by white high-school kids in the affluent suburbs where they listen to the latest rap CDs and try desperately to be black.

In this case whig is short for whigger.

Two black guys showing up for fifteen minutes before leaving because it's lame does not change the fact that it's a whig party.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006

curebie

Someone who believes that they can cure someone of that which is the essential core of their nature, rather than deal with the social difficulties and related problems.

In another generation the curebies would probably have wished to cure left-handedness.

by Sam is a Dick October 20, 2006

sheeple

A word used by nutjobs to refer to anyone who doesn't buy into their crackpot theories

A: "9/11 was a government conspiracy, the buildings were brought down by dynamite"
B: "Can you prove it?"
A: "Shut up you don't get it you're a brainwashed sheeple just wait til the CIA and the Jews and the Freemasons get you!!"

by Sam is a Dick October 16, 2006