Sam is a Dick's definitions

Muff College

A small college in Northampton, MA where muff is everyone's favorite food.

Don't bother talking to that girl, she goes to Muff College.

by Sam is a Dick February 3, 2007

designated hippie

The at least one hippie in every undergraduate classroom, who spends all their time in that class talking hippie shit and being generally arrogant. Ironically they usually become Republicans after graduating.

Sometimes shortened as D.H., a reference to the designated hitter rule in baseball.

Oh geez did you hear what the fucking designated hippie said in class today? Worst thing is it had nothing to do with what was going on in class.

by Sam is a Dick October 13, 2006

Ozzy Osbourne

The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.

He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.

And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).

"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet."
-Ozzy Osbourne

by Sam is a Dick March 30, 2007

run batted in

When you help your friend get laid.

Hey buddy thanks for hooking me up with Karen, you totally get a run batted in.

by Sam is a Dick May 31, 2007

pwner

The feeling of total exhiliration before performing a certain pwning.

I'm gonna kill this guy so hard I've got a raging pwner.

by Sam is a Dick June 5, 2007

rainperson

A person with PDD, named after the movie Rain Man.

The reason I rock back and forth is because I'm a rainperson.

by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006

Superman

A major dick. That's really all there is to say about it.

If I was Superman I'd go to the scene of a major tragedy and just stand about not helping anyone for the fun of it.

by Sam is a Dick October 26, 2006