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whig party

A party held by white high-school kids in the affluent suburbs where they listen to the latest rap CDs and try desperately to be black.

In this case whig is short for whigger.
Two black guys showing up for fifteen minutes before leaving because it's lame does not change the fact that it's a whig party.
by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006
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vampire

Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.
Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.
by Sam is a Dick October 6, 2007
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New Hampshire

A fireworks store with a meth lab in back.
Everyone in New Hampshire is thinking about how they'd like to be out of New Hampshire.
by Sam is a Dick November 23, 2006
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high-functioning neurotypical

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.
This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.
by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006
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jew camping

To take an expensive RV, with all the amenities, into the woods and spend the entire time inside the vehicle.
Jew #1: What's the difference between Jew camping and staying home?

Jew #2: What?

Jew #1: No, I was seriously asking you.
by Sam is a Dick October 14, 2006
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trophy minority

Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.
We hung out for a while before I realized I was just a trophy minority.
by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006
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j00b

Someone who is somehow a n00b at being Jewish. A j00b may be uncircumcised, eat pork regularly, or have no strong religious beliefs.
Dude you left that penny on the ground, you are such a j00b!
by Sam is a Dick November 10, 2006
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