Definitions by Sam
whipcash
A condition in which an individual is involved in a very MINOR motor vehicle accident and is completely unharmed, however, they insist on being transported in an ambulacne to a hospital and suing the other party for no other reason than to obtain an out of court cash settlement. These people are pure, self centered scum.
"I was in a fender bender with this middle aged suburban bitch and got sued case I gave her whipcash."
"Okay class," said Miss Nogard. "Who can tell me the 22nd letter of the alphabet?"
"V," thought Rondi.
"V," thought Benjamin.
"W," thought Ron.
"V," thought Joy.
Miss Nogard called on Ron.
"W," said Ron.
"No, I'm sorry," said Miss Nogard. "The answer was V."
"She should have called on me!" thought Rondi.
"Ron's stupid," thought Joy.
"What an idiot!" thought Benjamin.
"V," thought Rondi.
"V," thought Benjamin.
"W," thought Ron.
"V," thought Joy.
Miss Nogard called on Ron.
"W," said Ron.
"No, I'm sorry," said Miss Nogard. "The answer was V."
"She should have called on me!" thought Rondi.
"Ron's stupid," thought Joy.
"What an idiot!" thought Benjamin.
boyfriend
A giant cock-block; his whole goal in life is to dangle a well desired girl in front of many guys faces.
captain prove-nothing
Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.
captain prove-nothing by sam August 2, 2006