Sam's definitions

my lovelys

People who you are very fond of; a term of affection

"Hello my lovelys, readying to go to CIY?"
My lovelys: "HECK YES"

by Sam May 26, 2005

real world

a reality show that isnt literally scripted, but it basically is because they stick a gay person, a homophobe, an alcoholic, a christian, and a bitch in it. see lame

the real world sucks major penis

by sam June 7, 2004

poopsniffer

A poopsniffer is a person who likes to go around sticking their noses into other people's less than favorable circumstances.

Dude, you know I'm going through a divorce. No, you can't do my wife. You are such a poopsniffer.

by Sam June 9, 2003

glue bag

a plastic (usually primark) bag filled with the cheapest glue you can buy. this is then stuffed underneath the jacket and is held with the hand underneath the jacket. glue bags are particually common in west belfast and are often found hanging around the 'waterworks' of belfast. these people are quite dangerous as they do not have the faintest clue as of what is goin on around them. typically found talking to themselves.

mate what the hell like, you bin sniffin that glue?

by sam February 17, 2004

Upchurch

one who loves to fuck girls that are either young and stupid or old and fat

Damn dude, that chick is so fat upchurch wouldn't even fuck her

by Sam September 28, 2003

cabana boy

a sexy guy with a tan that he gets from working out on the beach and serving the tourists daquiris and rum and cokes.

visit an island...fall in love with a cabana boy.

by Sam July 3, 2004

DP

short for Del Playa. A beach front street in Isle Vista, steps away from the UC Santa Barbara campus. The hub for college partying, drinking, sex, and drugs. Host of the largest Halloween party I've seen every year.

Girl: What are you doing Thursday night?
Guy: Hitting up DP for some free beer, there's like 10 keggers.

by Sam January 19, 2005