Sam's definitions

paran

to be agg

dude that shit is so paran!

by Sam January 3, 2004

square

Someone who doesn't do drugs.

"It's hip to be a square"

by sam May 19, 2004

jizznat

jizznat is just another word for stuff

ex.
"What are you up to tonight?"
"I dunno, drinkin' and all the other jizznat that goes along with it."

by sam April 10, 2005

Sasqurotch

a girl with poor pubic grooming habits

Colleen is a filthy Sasqurotch

by Sam April 11, 2004

grape

To put grapes in ones nostrils while they are sleeping. green or red. take your pick.

"dude, we totally graped kevin last night man."

by sam February 25, 2005

louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.

Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskakes

by Sam March 3, 2005

after school special

Right when you get home from school you go poop.

"Hey Isaac your home from school, I guess it's time for the after school special."

by sam April 10, 2005