Sam's definitions

clockwork orange

someone who appears normal to the eye and holds the colors of life (orange), but is really a tool for someone or something else (clockwork)

Alex, from the movie A Clockwork Orange became a clockwork orange for the government.

by sam May 13, 2005

ralph wiggum

The greatest character in the Simpsons (Except Duffman). He also has the best Phrases.

I bent my Wookie!
My daddy shoots people!
Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I'm Learnding!

by sam May 12, 2004

Blowpop

A nickname given to Buthorne by the coolest, funnest, and sweetest people in the world. (For the band)

Hey Blowpop, pass the candy!

by Sam March 26, 2005

tailpipe

To have anal intercourse with someone. Usually against their will.

Jim’s outback getting tailpiped by Ted.

by Sam February 20, 2004

Bush

A weapon of mass destruction

Whether he will be remembered as a good president or a liar, Bush is a WMD.

by Sam April 9, 2005

jorbs

Red Neck talk for Jobs, can be used in a sentence to form a derrogatory statement.

"They took our Jorbs"

by Sam January 30, 2005

RDF

Short for reality-distortion field. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple in the 1980s to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

Steve Jobs is extremely demanding of all those around him and has a very low tolerance for anything but excellence. Because he can be shockingly blunt in his dealings with others, he is often portrayed as abusive, but this is dead wrong. He simply demands/expects great things from everyone around him. I honestly believe he can't understand why anyone would want to waste their time doing anything less than great.

by Sam March 21, 2005