Sam's definitions

after school special

Right when you get home from school you go poop.

"Hey Isaac your home from school, I guess it's time for the after school special."

by sam April 10, 2005

Ho

A word made up by niggers who have no grasp of the English language. Since they cannot pronounce "whore", they must use this word. It can be used in nearly any context, but it usually refers to some fat sloppy nigger lady with a huge ass and ten kids.

1- Dat ho be fine, yo!
Trans: That fat sloppy nigger lady with ten kids that is eating Doritos has a fat ass and I would like to be the illegitimate father of her next child!

by Sam June 7, 2005

guns n roses

Best hair metal band ever, Their debut album, Appetite for Destruction, sold 20 million copies and had three singles in the top 10. Words aren't enough to describe them, listen to their music.

"Welcome to the Jungle" is an old song, but it's way ahead the present-day pop, hip-hop, and nu-metal crack hits.

by Sam March 11, 2004

Samuks

after you have given a blow job to someone, you blow the cum out youre nose and the person who got the blow job
eats it

He was realy disgusting he samuksed me

by Sam December 8, 2004

kangaroos

Shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides.
Used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.

"do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!"

by Sam April 4, 2004

Upchurch

one who loves to fuck girls that are either young and stupid or old and fat

Damn dude, that chick is so fat upchurch wouldn't even fuck her

by Sam September 28, 2003

cabana boy

a sexy guy with a tan that he gets from working out on the beach and serving the tourists daquiris and rum and cokes.

visit an island...fall in love with a cabana boy.

by Sam July 3, 2004