SPQR's definitions

cornilingus

Frenzied licking of corn-on-the-cob to remove excess butter before it drips on the table.

Cornilingus time! That cob looks like it's about to drip.

by SPQR March 4, 2009

pisslexia

A tendency to flush the toilet by mistake before one begins to urinate.

I'm not trying to waste water! I have pisslexia.

by SPQR April 25, 2006

tit mistress

A prostitute who limits her services to allowing her breasts to be fondled.

A tit mistress who works frat parties can make more in a night than in a week of waitressing.

by SPQR January 28, 2008

alcocommuting

Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.

Policy and procedure updates? Attendance statistics? Put 'em on my alcocommuting to-do list.

by SPQR October 28, 2006

chaon

tall badass type of dude with leftist politics

Dave Fitz got his assed kicked at the party by a drunk chaon.

by SPQR July 10, 2003

mombie

A listless, unaffectionate mother who tries to go through the motions of rearing the perfect child. Equals mom + zombie. She'd rather ask her kid what a participle is, instead of trying to savor a light moment.

The community center was full of mombies, who grilled their kids coldly on what they learned today in school in the 15 minutes wait before gymnastics class.

by SPQR November 12, 2007

Calbino

A Calfornia girl without a tan.

Winona Ryder got that role in Beetle Juice because she's a Calbino.

by SPQR September 12, 2005