One part of a pair that is so close that it seems as though sometimes they are attached by an umbilical cord
Umbies - the pair of people who are practically biologically attached
"God Margaret and Max are always together, they need to cut the fucking umbilical cord"
"No its ok, they're totes umbies and we've all learned to accept it."
"Wow, I'm surprised to see you without your umbie"
An umbilical cord is how a fetus survives in the womb; its the pipe which gives everything a fetus needs to survive.
An umbilical cable is a bunch of cables held together or one big cable that resembles an umbilical cord. An umbilical cable transports vital data and/or electricity between things.
I opened my computer and I saw a bunch of umbilical cables!
It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.
Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
Verb: The act of sucking on an umbilical cord for sustenance, reputed to be great source of Vitamin C.
The Duckfeeder: After a mother gives birth, the father will step in and suck out the contents of the umbilical cord. However, excessive sucking may result in death.
When a man with a large gut (fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping umbilical hole.
This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.
Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!
Sam could not dock with his gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his fufab so they improvised and did a little Umbilical Docking.
"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."
1. A credit card in your name for which your parents are responsible
Mom told me to use the umbilical card to buy a fancy dress for my cousin's wedding
A type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit.
Friend: "John, why are you looking at the ground like that?
John: "I'm waiting out this massive umbilical spit"