Small penised.
Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.
Girl 2: Bummer.
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When two drivers appreciate each other's navigation skills so much, they end up spastically dancing together in the street to shitty music. Antonym to "road rage."
Traffic was backed up for miles when two
Priushole's gave each other the
good for you thumbs up and then proceeded to road rave.
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Ready to roll.
Guy 1: Tell Mike I'm village idiot with cash.
Guy 2: OK. Let's do this.
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Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.
Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.
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Someone stuck in a Prius against their will.
My luck ran out in the cab line and I was made a Priusoner in far too small of a taxi.
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Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.
I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.
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September 10, 2012
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The act of getting angry at someone for using the tired phrase "just sayin'."
Commenter 1: My son's peewee team could go undefeated if they had Boise State's schedule. Just sayin'
Commenter 2: Using "just sayin'" makes you sound about as mature as your son. Just naysayin'
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September 12, 2012
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