SHLA's definitions

old.edu

Something one considers antiquated or nostalgic, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than the year 2000.

Man, you're using Skype on your desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.

by SHLA October 30, 2012

combuppance

An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.

Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.

by SHLA April 24, 2014

Shit Pedaler

A self-righteous "share the road" bicyclist who insists on taking up a lane of traffic but hypocritically never bothers to follow the rules of the road.

Some Shit Pedaler runs a stop sign and forces me to slam on the brakes, and then has the nerve to flip ME off.

by SHLA March 7, 2014

comb-up

Like a comb-over, but relying on hair from the back of the skull and combing it up and over the bald spot. See Donald Trump.

That guy thinks he's fooling everybody because he's not combing over his hair, but that's obviously a comb-up. The back of his skull has a tell-tale part.

by SHLA April 18, 2014

priusoner

Someone stuck in a Prius against their will.

My luck ran out in the cab line and I was made a Priusoner in far too small of a taxi.

by SHLA July 19, 2012

Hung like a horse-fly

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

by SHLA June 30, 2012

Priushole

The asshole in the Prius who just self-righteously cut you off.

Man yelling out window: "Go suck a bag of dicks you fucking Priushole!"

by SHLA July 5, 2012