SHLA's definitions

Ménage à text

A sext threesome.

Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.

George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.

by SHLA August 10, 2014

group sext

Sexting in a group conversation; requiring at least 4 participants (3 participants is a Ménage à text).

I had no idea how real texting can get until I engaged in a group sext. There are words burned into my eyeballs that I cannot unsee.

by SHLA August 10, 2014

collasseral damage

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.

I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.

by SHLA September 10, 2012

just naysayin'

The act of getting angry at someone for using the tired phrase "just sayin'."

Commenter 1: My son's peewee team could go undefeated if they had Boise State's schedule. Just sayin'

Commenter 2: Using "just sayin'" makes you sound about as mature as your son. Just naysayin'

by SHLA September 12, 2012

old.edu

Something one considers antiquated or nostalgic, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than the year 2000.

Man, you're using Skype on your desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.

by SHLA October 30, 2012

old.edu

Something deemed antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than 2000.

Man, are you Skyping on a desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.

by SHLA October 30, 2012

old.edu

Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."

One of my friends told me to 'MySpace' her. That's so old.edu.

by SHLA June 30, 2012