Ryan Jackson's definitions

steelo

Slang for style; a playa's aura. Some get this definition confused with swagger. It can be your fashion but that's just part of the bigger picture. Let's just say, the devil didn't make you do it, it was your steelo.

"You should know my steelo/
Went from ten G's for blow to thirty G's a show/
To orgies with ho's I never seen befo'/" - Notorious B.I.G

Geek "I'm jealous of you"
Ryan "Don't hate my steelo"
Geek "I envy it"
Ryan "Geez, just cause I got steez?"
Geek "Let me carry you to school someday"
Ryan "Bathe twice"
Geek "You won't regret it"

by Ryan Jackson October 11, 2005

maximum shaftage

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit

Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

samuel

There is only one. And his last name is Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson starred in a colossal, genre-breaking, hilarious film known as Snakes on a Plane.

He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.

by Ryan Jackson August 18, 2006

in the black

It is a state of a financial success. You will know you are in the black as soon as the ladies come to mate and the nobodies come to hate.

Lady: That's a nice watch watch you got there
Lady: Yeah, it really is
Ryan: Well I am currently in the black
Lady: Oh, that's good to know...
Lady 2: Really good to know...
Ryan: How about you and your friend come up to room 118 later tonight and I'll show you how good it really is to be in the black
Lady: ooo
Lady 2: I like that idea
Ryan: Booya...

by Ryan Jackson September 24, 2006

double shaft

two shafts melding into one to commence shaftage on the shaftee.
can be used as double shaftage, double shafted, doubly shafted, or double shafted to the nth degree.

I stole joe's iron madien cds and then cut the "mullet"
wow,he got double shafted

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

cuntage

being like a massive cunt

My algebra 2 teacher is full of such cuntage.

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

swag

v. swagged, swagg-ing, swags
v. intr.

To move over an area of surface with C.A.S (confidence, appearance, and style) by taking steps with the feet at a pace slower than a run.

See Swagger.

I like the way you talk, I like the way you walk, I love it all baby, where'd you get it dawg? Right step, left step, dawg don't stagger, watch the way I swag dawg, that's my swagger.

by Ryan Jackson November 30, 2005