Ryan Jackson's definitions
v. swagged, swagg-ing, swags
v. intr.
To move over an area of surface with C.A.S (confidence, appearance, and style) by taking steps with the feet at a pace slower than a run.
See Swagger.
v. intr.
To move over an area of surface with C.A.S (confidence, appearance, and style) by taking steps with the feet at a pace slower than a run.
See Swagger.
I like the way you talk, I like the way you walk, I love it all baby, where'd you get it dawg? Right step, left step, dawg don't stagger, watch the way I swag dawg, that's my swagger.
by Ryan Jackson November 30, 2005
Get the swag mug.being like a massive cunt
by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004
Get the cuntage mug.two shafts melding into one to commence shaftage on the shaftee.
can be used as double shaftage, double shafted, doubly shafted, or double shafted to the nth degree.
can be used as double shaftage, double shafted, doubly shafted, or double shafted to the nth degree.
by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004
Get the double shaft mug.It is a state of a financial success. You will know you are in the black as soon as the ladies come to mate and the nobodies come to hate.
Lady: That's a nice watch watch you got there
Lady: Yeah, it really is
Ryan: Well I am currently in the black
Lady: Oh, that's good to know...
Lady 2: Really good to know...
Ryan: How about you and your friend come up to room 118 later tonight and I'll show you how good it really is to be in the black
Lady: ooo
Lady 2: I like that idea
Ryan: Booya...
Lady: Yeah, it really is
Ryan: Well I am currently in the black
Lady: Oh, that's good to know...
Lady 2: Really good to know...
Ryan: How about you and your friend come up to room 118 later tonight and I'll show you how good it really is to be in the black
Lady: ooo
Lady 2: I like that idea
Ryan: Booya...
by Ryan Jackson September 24, 2006
Get the in the black mug.Samuel L. Jackson starred in a colossal, genre-breaking, hilarious film known as Snakes on a Plane.
He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.
He has surpassed Denzel's swagger in my books.
by Ryan Jackson August 18, 2006
Get the samuel mug.Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)
by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004
Get the maximum shaftage mug.The system of values or principles by which one lives by. A result of combining one's steelo and steez. The reflection of one's steezo most often arises when he/she is placed in a situation where crucial decisions are required.
Jerry: She's into it.
George: Into what?
Jerry: The menage.
George: That's unbelievable!
Jerry: Oh, it's a scene man.
George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna to do it!
George: You're not doin' it? What do you mean, you're not goin to do it?!
Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy!
George: Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium...by accident!
Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting...
As you can see, the orgy scene was not in accordance with Seinfeld's steezo.
George: Into what?
Jerry: The menage.
George: That's unbelievable!
Jerry: Oh, it's a scene man.
George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna to do it!
George: You're not doin' it? What do you mean, you're not goin to do it?!
Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy!
George: Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium...by accident!
Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting...
As you can see, the orgy scene was not in accordance with Seinfeld's steezo.
by Ryan Jackson April 20, 2007
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