29 definitions by Roth Vantage

Park drinker

A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.

I was jogging at the park today when I saw a bunch of park drinkers get in a fight.

by Roth Vantage December 6, 2015

Changaa

Home-brewed moonshine from the slums of Kenya; the name means 'kill me quick' in Swahili. Extremely potent and extremely cheap, able to make you go blind. Sometimes contains jet fuel. Batches have been found to be contaminated with sewage, women's underwear and dead rats.

You think Popov is bad? Try Changaa.

by Roth Vantage April 8, 2017

piggot

A gay cop (pig + faggot)

Look at all the piggots in the 69th Precinct locker room going at it...

by Roth Vantage January 23, 2017

gas jockey

Someone with a fart fetish (eproctophilia)

Ernie and Martha are true gas jockeys, to the point where their apartment is covered in Wunder-Baum.

by Roth Vantage October 12, 2017

Ghetto porridge

Saltine crackers crushed into ramen broth, then stirred together.

Leroy wasn't feeling full after his bowl of instant noodles, so he crushed some crackers into the soup to make himself some ghetto porridge.

by Roth Vantage November 11, 2018

the movies

Movie theater/cinema

Where do you take a cake? To the movies?

by Roth Vantage January 20, 2017

Bill Smith

Etymology: White version of Will Smith

Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people

Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch

Bill Smith is moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air... But wait, he already lives there!

by Roth Vantage November 10, 2014