(masculine) 1) A man whose mouth is bigger than his dick. 2) One who exaggerates sexual exploitations, or lies about who he has had sex with.
e.g., John that dick lip motherfucker said he fucked three chicks last night. Classical "You dick lip motherfucker...shut the fuck up!"
(techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time and space.
e.g. John was so Uncle Roger Drunk last night he though my sofa was urinal.
(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.
e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.
(tech jargon for blow job money) 1) money that has been earned from the solicitation of oral sex. 2) a big roll of bills with a majority of the denomenation in Washingtons. 3) money earned from self-employment that the not reported on taxes. 4) money use to solicite favors such as votes, grades, or usual brides 5)a person male or female who commonly asks for favors. Common abbreviation: BJ money or chat BJ$ or BJ.
Nice roll you got there Jim...looks like you've been earning your blow BJ$.
The Mayor will do anything to get votes, and I hear he is running his campaign on BJ$.
(imperative)any number of lewd or obscene acts such as masturbation, exhibitionism or sexual activties performed in public spaces, such as parks, grocery stores, libraries, etc.
e.g., Damn, John, you hung like a motherfucker, you should go public with that shit.
(past) John was arrested for jerking off in the bus stop. He went public with it.
(technical jargon) When a situation you intended to turn out one way turns out to be completely something you never imagined. Often occuring the the area of politics, relationships or sports when an individual or group gets involved in a situation they cannot get out of. Often referred to as the state of being or art of being "fucked."
e.g. Damn, Dick, our foreign policy blows. We really self copulated when we invaded Iraq.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.
(tech jargon) An acronym standing for "Made In China" use to describe poor manufactured textiles, automobiles, parts or anything that is considered to be defective. Colloquial use by those in the Southeastern United States following the recall of several Made in China products, tooth paste, toys, etc. Often use to describe a person that is considered as "defective" with one or more personality flaws, e.g., someone that is unable to get along with others. It should be noted that the acronym is pronouced like the word "mike" and not like the derogatory term used to describe someone of Irish ethnicity.
Damn, John, your car won't start again. I told you not to buy the M.I.C. car.
John's M.I.C. personality really wins him the Asshole of the Year Award.
Man, this hamburger really blows. I bet it's a M.I.C.