Rohan's definitions

Aussie Rules

Real football. Not like that pussy American shit. Who the fuck needs pads? Aussie rules football is exciting to watch, and doesn't always end up as a big pile of broad-shouldered gay men 2 seconds after the whistle has been blown. American football sucks balls.
English football is cool though.

Aussie rules is a real sport that requires skill and determination, rather than just strength and an IQ of 2.7.

by Rohan January 25, 2004

Root

The water absorbing end of a tree, you sick bitch.

Oops, I tripped on a root.

by Rohan October 31, 2003

Whammy Bar

A tremolo bar. You screw it into your guitar and when you're playing you push and pull it to stretch or loosen the strings, heightening or lowering the pitch.

Whammy bars are cool.

by Rohan January 22, 2004

C4

Plastic explosive that can be moulded on to things for a good effect. C4 is the explosive used in claymore mines.

Put the C4 on this cars petrol tank and then watch it fly!

by Rohan November 16, 2003

Cheer

To applaud a sport team or performer/group of performers. Usually involves squealing loudly and whistling.

I cheered when Metallica finished 'St. Anger'.

by Rohan January 25, 2004

Fooot

Funny misspelling of 'foot'. Laugh at people when they type foot like it.

I have a sore fooot.
foot*

by Rohan November 16, 2003

Kalashnikov

One of the many guns manufactured by the Russian company owned by Mikhail Kalshnikov.

Look out, the Viet-Cong use Kalashnikov AK47s!

by Rohan October 31, 2003