10 definitions by Roger's Not Here
The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.
Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.
Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.
Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.
by Roger's Not Here January 3, 2023
Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.
by Roger's Not Here January 27, 2023
A person who has diarrhea so bad that a commercial airline would have to return to their origin to prevent a bio-hazard situation.
John’s stomach was so torn up today that he didn’t make to the bathroom. He could have been the delta shitter by the distance of his diarrhea trail.
by Roger's Not Here September 18, 2023
A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.
Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.
by Roger's Not Here May 26, 2020
by Roger's Not Here November 1, 2023
The act of soaking, but done without abandon to anyone who may show interest in soaking.
A soaking rampage can happen after a break-up with a Mormon boy because a polygynous soaking relationship could not satisfy the needs of the girl (or vice versa). A soaking rampage can also spontaneously happen when visiting Salt Lake City.
A soaking rampage can happen after a break-up with a Mormon boy because a polygynous soaking relationship could not satisfy the needs of the girl (or vice versa). A soaking rampage can also spontaneously happen when visiting Salt Lake City.
After dating Ryan for so long, I'm going to Salt Lake City this weekend and going on a soaking rampage.
by Roger's Not Here December 9, 2022
A non-binding agreement between two people that grants each other permission to casually enjoy each other as a snack from time to time.
Boy: Damn, girl look at you! We could be Snack Mates because from what I see you’re all that I could handle.
Girl: Meet me at the gas station and bring some CheezIts.
Girl: Meet me at the gas station and bring some CheezIts.
by Roger's Not Here July 19, 2023