Typically experienced in a public restroom setting everyday between 1:30pm - 3:30pm, whereby the entire washroom facility is inundated by non-courtesy flushers. In this perfect storm, the smell culminates in what can best be described as the equivalent of 1,000 zombies who ate 1,000 tacos, 1,000 years ago, rising from the dead, and eliminating said tacos into the rankest smell ever propagated onto mankind. Global warming is possibly being caused by this daily activity.
Hey Jesse, avoid the men's room for the next hour, Jimmy and co. just got back from Wingin' It and are engaged in the daily lunch dump. I literally held my breath the entire time I was in there to keep from bleeding from my nose and mouth. All I want for Xmas is a courtesy flush from those fuckers.
by RocketJohn October 28, 2007
Get the lunch dumpmug. Performing rough drunken anal sex with your partner's g-string or bloomers on your head, with a portion of material covering one eye. Filthy Pirate is often accompanied by a exuberant grunting "ARrrgh!" when you climax. The Filthy Pirate + is achieved by attempting the maneuver with your pet parrot. Extra points are awarded for completing this act on a boat, even more if at sea. Additional bonus points gained if bird talks during act, walks on partner, or eliminates on either party.
You could always count on ol' Jimmy to find a willing victim at the annual Columbus Day Festival, to embark on a filthy pirate with. It was a banner year when he brought along Arthur, his African Grey, to add to the "yarring" good fun. "Thar she blows, thar she blows... Squalk! Squalk!"
by RocketJohn September 26, 2007
Get the Filthy Piratemug. Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\
Function: verb
The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.
Function: verb
The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.
Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.
Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."
Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."
by RocketJohn June 10, 2009
Get the tweevingmug. An adverb used to dramatically explain how impactful to your bowels the situation was, is, or will be...
Ex1.:
Looks like Dave's neighbor kids broke into his house while he was gone, had a shittingly good time on his carpet, sofa and even the poor aquarium.
Ex.2:
Around 1am, Jessie officially had a pant shittingly good time at Rob's annual Ugly Sweater Xmas Party, to the point it took them 2 hours to clean the bathroom and Jessie.
Looks like Dave's neighbor kids broke into his house while he was gone, had a shittingly good time on his carpet, sofa and even the poor aquarium.
Ex.2:
Around 1am, Jessie officially had a pant shittingly good time at Rob's annual Ugly Sweater Xmas Party, to the point it took them 2 hours to clean the bathroom and Jessie.
by RocketJohn August 27, 2008
Get the shittinglymug. When you take advantage of your Vietnamese friend's lack of understanding the American Culture, lack of understanding how normal Americans interact and live in the 21st century. Also, can be considered teasing your Vietnamese friends, making fun of just b/c they are Vietnamese, especially useful when they are US born citizens but just happened to be of Vietnamese parents.
Even though Bong purchased a brand new Scion for his American girlfriend that lived with him, we gave him an unending barrage of vietnabuse for trying to attain a honey way outta his league. When he read this and complained incessantly that the above statement was inaccurate, we piled on more vietnabuse and then went out for some in-town pho.
by RocketJohn May 12, 2006
Get the Vietnabusemug. To take a reasonably worn, in perfect shape, jean jacket and cut off the sleeves to make the ultimate white trash denim-frayed vest. Often seen with biker wannabes and other Joe Dirt personas.
Look I understand that Jimmy, our Applebee's restaurant manager, wants to get a Harley one day, but the big "The Motor Company" back patch on his acid wash denim vest fails on so many levels. Its just a weak display of vesticular denimcide. What a waffle twat.
by RocketJohn October 30, 2008
Get the vesticular denimcidemug. This highly homo erotic mixed erotic martial arts move is defined by the act of two jujitsu enthusiasts grappling fully nude in a public handicapped bathroom stall ending when the winner has the loser pinned in one of the art’s many submission techniques and then taking as big a shit on to the losing grappler’s head. For those not into fecal erotica, chocolate cake can be substituted as well as the use of a funnel and/or a glass coffee table to simulate this ancient act of mixed erotic martial arts.
“Dude, I just walked into the crippled stall and Jimothy and Jessie were wrestling, buck nekkid on the floor and Jimothy was gruntin’ out a huge shit onto Jessie’s forehead! WTF?”
“Ah… Good ol’ Jim, practicing his new jujitsu move again… haha…”
“Wth? That’s totally disgusting and gay!”
“That’s Jimothy’s signature move, the Green Bay Grappler!”
“Ah… Good ol’ Jim, practicing his new jujitsu move again… haha…”
“Wth? That’s totally disgusting and gay!”
“That’s Jimothy’s signature move, the Green Bay Grappler!”
by RocketJohn September 17, 2007
Get the Green Bay Grapplermug.