eating pussy

To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.
I called Duane, but he was busy eating pussy and said he'd call back later.
by Robert E. Porter January 14, 2006
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vulvitis

1. (n.) Inflammation of the vulva.

2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.
The doctor took one peek at my crotch and said, "Yes, dear... you've got vulvitis. You nasty hoe."
by Robert E. Porter July 12, 2007
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Anna Nicole

(n.) The act of marrying anyone who is greater than three times one's age in order to become the beneficiary of his/her multi-million dollar estate.
You mean that bitch is only 23, and the guy she married was 75 years old? Man, she did the Anna Nicole on that poor old bastard.
by Robert E. Porter March 26, 2007
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cuntitis

My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."
by Robert E. Porter January 20, 2006
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butt plug

1. A sexual device that is inserted into the rectum and held there by its conical shape. Supposedly to apply pressure to the prostate gland, resulting in more powerful orgasms.

2. A stupid individual, a dolt, a dumbass motherfucker
You no good son of a bitch, you're nothing but a fucking butt plug!
by Robert E. Porter January 10, 2006
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peter eater

(n. slang) a heterosexual woman or homosexual man that indulges in the art of fellatio. The term is primarily applied to male twink homos.
Ever since the age of four, Anthony was the consummate peter eater... he went down on Beau every day of his life.
by Robert E. Porter July 16, 2007
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fucktool

1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.

2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot

See also dildo and butt plug.
1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"

2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
by Robert E. Porter July 12, 2007
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