33 definitions by Robert E. Porter
(n.) An employee of the sidewalks, a male or female prostitute that primarily works the streets, providing low-budget sexual services to new and existing johns. These women are only interested in volume vs. quality, and earn an average of about $1,500 per day when not incarcerated. All street whores are generally stupid and many are former physicians, bankers, lawyers, and mortgage brokers.
See also gutterslut.
My Aunt Mary buys me expensive gifts because she's a street whore and she can afford it.
by Robert E. Porter Jul 10, 2007 add a video
(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.
(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)
The doctor's head was half way to the floor when the fetid odor of cuntosis reached his nostrils.
by Robert E. Porter Sep 3, 2007 add a video
|10.||Yodeling in the Canyon|
Synonym for eating pussy or cunnilingus.
She hadn't been in my presence for five minutes before I was yodeling in the canyon.
by Robert E. Porter Jun 9, 2006 add a video
|11.||Munching the Carpet|
A synonym for eating pussy. The term is primarily used in the lesbian community.
After her win at Wimbledon, Martina was munching the carpet on her fluff girlfriend when I opened the wrong door.
by Robert E. Porter Jan 17, 2006 add a video
As the term implies, an eruption of weeping sores in and around the vulva (pussy/snatch/twat/cunt/meat wallet).
See also clitzit.
Say, Doc, could you write me out a prescription for something? I've got snatch acne and my boyfriend won't fuck me!
by Robert E. Porter Sep 7, 2007 add a video
(n.) A form-fitting garment for women in the Victorian era. Also worn as a cumcatcher by Madonna for Warren Beatty.
Oh shit, Warren. You spunked all over my fucking bustier again. Vogue.
by Robert E. Porter Jul 4, 2007 add a video
To run about wildly in the nude, with all body parts bouncing.
Please do not flafliculate in our presence, thank you.
by Robert E. Porter Jan 9, 2006 add a video