To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.
by Robert E. Porter January 14, 2006
1. (n.) Inflammation of the vulva.
2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.
2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.
by Robert E. Porter July 12, 2007
(n.) The act of marrying anyone who is greater than three times one's age in order to become the beneficiary of his/her multi-million dollar estate.
You mean that bitch is only 23, and the guy she married was 75 years old? Man, she did the Anna Nicole on that poor old bastard.
by Robert E. Porter March 26, 2007
(n) Inflamation of the cunt.
by Robert E. Porter January 20, 2006
1. A sexual device that is inserted into the rectum and held there by its conical shape. Supposedly to apply pressure to the prostate gland, resulting in more powerful orgasms.
2. A stupid individual, a dolt, a dumbass motherfucker
2. A stupid individual, a dolt, a dumbass motherfucker
by Robert E. Porter January 10, 2006
(n. slang) a heterosexual woman or homosexual man that indulges in the art of fellatio. The term is primarily applied to male twink homos.
Ever since the age of four, Anthony was the consummate peter eater... he went down on Beau every day of his life.
by Robert E. Porter July 16, 2007
1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
by Robert E. Porter July 12, 2007