33 definitions by Robert E. Porter

(n.) A form-fitting garment for women in the Victorian era. Also worn as a cumcatcher by Madonna for Warren Beatty.

Oh shit, Warren. You spunked all over my fucking bustier again. Vogue.
by Robert E. Porter July 04, 2007

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To run about wildly in the nude, with all body parts bouncing.
Please do not flafliculate in our presence, thank you.
by Robert E. Porter January 09, 2006

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(n.) Same as penis or dick.
Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?
by Robert E. Porter July 10, 2007

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(n.) A penis or dildo.
Hey, Bruce, will you puhleeeeezzz plug me with your holepole?
by Robert E. Porter August 23, 2007

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1. (n.) reflexive of cuntslut.
2. (n.) a prostitute's uncleaned vagina, or for the more colorful imagination, a horny hooker's putrid pussy.
3. (n.) a disreputable or deplorable person.
1. How DARE you call me a slutcunt, you cuntslut!
2. Sorry about the smell of my slutcunt - one moment while I douche.
3. Oh, go stick it up your slutcunt, ya slutcunt!
by Robert E. Porter August 23, 2007

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(n. slang) a heterosexual woman or homosexual man that indulges in the art of fellatio. The term is primarily applied to male twink homos.
Ever since the age of four, Anthony was the consummate peter eater... he went down on Beau every day of his life.
by Robert E. Porter July 15, 2007

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(n.) Information assumed to be false or of questionable authenticity. Synonymous with bullshit.
What you're telling me is a bunch of hoojar, you lying bastard.
by Robert E. Porter July 04, 2007

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